YeeeHaw and all that stuff y’all…and now it is time for some Theme Song Fact Checking,
I’ll try to read these lines with my fact checking voice…but I may break into song…no promises.
Alright, here we go….
“Just the good ol’ boys…”
Unproven….what we DO HAVE IS: a “Smartass” and a “Jackass” in an orange Dodge Charger
“Never meanin’ no harm…”
Hmmm…Let’s see…more attempted cop killings than an Ice-T ditty. However, since you qualified it with a “never meanin…” I guess it’s NOT technically NOT true. sooo…
“Beats all you never saw…”
What?! No..What?! NEXT
“Been in trouble with the law…”
“Since the day they was born…”
I got to tell you, this whole story seems improbable…I don’t think we need to inspect the 2nd verse..
Hey, Somebody get me the lyrics to the A-Team…I got some work to do.