Hey! Young, Dumb and Full of Gum, who told you that you could park on my shooting range…where’s my whistle!
Oh…well hello there…you must be Kathryn Bigelow’s wet dream….I mean…I’m just saying it’s raining out here and you are fulfilling her artist dreams..
Anywho, it’s your turn to take aim at hilariously illustrated bad guys & gals here at the “Sunday Funnies Shooting Range” where it’s funny to shoot stuff in the head… or foot. Because everybody knows… foot trauma is the best form of humorous karma.
Ok, Sammy Idaho or Billy Arkansas or whatever your deal is…If at any point you are “looking California and feeling Minnesota” then just stop. Because at that point “break”…I have probably foreshadowed too far into the future.
C’mon…these are the 90s jokes Brah! Smile already, oh wow…4 out of 5 Dentists agree…that’s creepy…Ok…smiling…it ain’t your thing.
Now where’s my whistle! 100% sure you are going to take your shirt off in about 5 minutes if I don’t get out of here.