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Raw Deal (1986) – Filmsack Show Notes


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Alright Oldfellas, the Don has ordered us to take out Sleepy Joe Marcellino before he can testify against the family. But the FBI has him stashed away in a remote location. However, I have a plan.

First we take a Train….then we take a walk…..then we take a boat….then we take a car….then we take a helicopter….hold on Tony, I’m doing the plan over here…now where was I…..oh yeah…then a station wagon…then The Oakside Boys Club bus….no wait…that’s next week….back the bus up….

Alright. we get off at the station wagon, shoot some feds…play some Trivial P, seal our fates by whacking the son of an FBI Agent and Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo Sleepy Joe Marcellino takes his last nap. Any questions?

What’s the P stand for? (Pause for effect) Pursuit…geez guys…we are Oldfellas…we keep it clean. I mean we still kill guys and stuff…but they probably deserve it right…hey Tony what are you making over there that smells so darn good? No…I do not know what a Cow’s only contribution is…is this one of them Trivial Pursuit questions?

Ah crap! Everybody down…Tony’s got a Shit Cake and all we have are these guns!



Raw Deal (1986) – spelled backwards is Lead War. That is all. #shitcake


  • Hey wait a minute…this ain’t Red Heat!
  • Studio “Ear” Canal has a weird intro
  • De Laurentis film
  • Amtrak coming at ya!
  • Funky Music….crew walk montage…Train…Walk…Boat…Car…Helicopter…Station Wagon….are we there yet?
  • That is the longest silencer I have ever seen.
  • Who is this Motley crew of middle-aged to fairly-old white guys.
  • Green Lite.
  • Oh…is that Trivial Pursuit..
  • How many times was John Wayne Nominated for an Academy Award?
  • Sleepy Joe don’t want to be awake to testify.
  • Italian? So you want to be a witness? Witness this…
  • Harry…his birthday was in 2 week.
  • They’re Dead…
  • Meanwhile, some backwater industrial town and some country music.
  • Why is this cop running from Arnold.
  • This railroad planks chase scene is the kind of thing you don’t just think up.
  • Hey…I know a shortcut through these woods
  • Arnie Cigar – Flash Bang
  • “You caught the bastard” – some cop
  • Book ’em…and lying to the sheriff.
  • This is a shift in musical tone.
  • Amy is jamming and drinking mid day
  • …and making a cake…
  • Amy…are we having a party?
  • 5 years in exile…
  • They left NY cause of something that happened! What happened!
  • What’s for dinner? A frosted pile of shit.
  • You think just because we are in shape doesn’t mean we are not fat.
  • A cow’s biggest contribution…Shit Cake!
  • “You should not drink and bake.”
  • Aww…it’s ok…you just sleep off the drunk honey…I’ll put you in bed and get drunk!
  • Hello Mark….Hello Harry…Mark….Harry…
  • “Hold it…that’s Baxter!”
  • Half the bones in the body broken.
  • Chicago Mob. Bad!
  • All them mob bosses taking the 5th
  • My son Blaire…he dead
  • I want Petrovita!
  • FBI ain’t doing squat.
  • for $45K I want you to break up the Chicago Mob.
  • Comingski! Investigating his own break in
  • What kind of petrol place is this….they just got huge pipes that anyone can turn on.
  • Poor Irvin…he ain’t never done nothing to you.
  • Holy crap….he just blew up a bunch of private property to set up his fake death.
  • $25k for initial expenses.
  • Wife beater and hair tonic….I’m a new man!
  • Magic or magnet! This table ain’t straight!
  • Money grabber guy….I ain’t afraid of no Terminator
  • This chump brought a gun to a truck fight
  • The Oakside Boys club. bus…lots of guns…poor shots…poor Tony…he was a good kid…You son of a bitch.
  • Down…there is no down….I’m not a cop…I’m a player…MONEY!
  • Cigars are fun to watch on film…not so fun to smell in real life
  • Taking Max Kellars job
  • Miami…I’m in the computer.
  • That was one hell of a tip…
  • These alley’s have rats.
  • What’s the P stand for ….pregnant pause….
  • The FBI and their crazy questions….”when is the last time you took a piss?”
  • A big pile of money…100 Million Dollars on the streets…take a few weeks according to number 2.
  • In movies…people chew up their pills before swallowing them.
  • You are temporary probie.
  • Max don’t like you none.
  • She likes a take charge kind of guy.
  • Man…he has a type…alcoholic.
  • but he can’t handle his booze
  • Well…he got in her bed..but he didn’t sleep with her….
  • Man…all this sleuthing is hard when you don’t have a cell phone with a camera and the internet.
  • What is up with that hair! That was big even for the 80s. Time to Tik Tok on stage
  • Hey ya Cretin!
  • Down at the Drag Show
  • haha…this chip shot on the golf course from the sand trap.
  • Monique!
  • The Family…it’s large and full of rats
  • Max…maybe you are having too much fun…maybe you need a snack.
  • How many people have you killed? 3…
  • “Smart I like…Smart Ass…I don’t”
  • Haha…those guys just happen to be walking by the dress shop in the mall and notice him.
  • 50 cops in that place. Bomb threat!
  • It’s not a horrible idea apparently.
  • Fancy…Soda Bomb.
  • Man…Half Life Pro Life Whale Loving
  • Hello Marvin…
  • Justice…right Harry…Justice…F* JUSTICE
  • and this was a terrible to attack mob boss rival…
  • …and now he killed 3…and 4…
  • Cops again cops
  • All the cops are corrupt! including the
  • Ha…He said “I’ll be right back.” Close
  • Friend-zoned
  • He may have went overkill on Maxx
  • haha…Harry…was like…”It’s ok…you shot me…it’s ok…”
  • How did she know to come save him?
  • Did I mention the pit! Don’t go…Now towel dry yourself…ahhh…that’s it…pat it dry.
  • Now it’s time for the “Personal War” part of the movie.
  • Cocked and loaded montage.
  • Alright….Arnold…in this scene we are going to have some saxophones and need you to look roided out and cock all these guns…sexy!
  • ahhh man…Windshields are hard to kick out.
  • Time to put in my No Satisfaction cassette in and kill it down at the pit.
  • He should be smoking a cigar.
  • haha…did that guy fall in the rock crusher?
  • cocking face!
  • 01:27:30 capture
  • Do they big green industrial sized trucks turn into transformers!?
  • haha…1:28:30 ye-ag—ag
  • That guy bought a big green truck to a gun fight.
  • A tale of bringing the wrong things to fights is what this movie is all about.
  • These dead people make me happy
  • Mob War my Ass
  • Don’t think.. pray.
  • Schrodinger’s Elevator
  • This would have been a lot shorter movie if they had just paid Arnold to kill the mob from the get-go…but nooo…he had to get all motivated.
  • What kind of candies are those.
  • This is what it must mean by “Poetic Justice.”
  • A quarter million dollars for an alcoholic gambler… why not just shoot her.
  • Back at the FBI and his wife.
  • Get up Harry!
  • My reunion with Amy was great…baby on the way.
  • Harry…be a godfather….give me my chair!
  • ouch…did you ever quit in front of blaire!
  • It’s a miracle! All he needed was a pep talk
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Eraser (1996) Show Notes


Eraser (1996)

R | | Action, Drama, Mystery | 21 June 1996 (USA)


[usr 4.0]

Intro: Oh hey, You’re early…what’s that? Was I just upstairs taking a revenge poo in your toilet and now wiping my poo hands on your towel? C’mon Lee…I’m Daryl the bad ex-boyfriend and I am only here to do one thing… and that is to get railed to that wall in 3…2….1… ouch.

And now for a very important PSA….Hello Young Ladies,  let me talk down to you for a minute.  If you break up with a boy…get your keys back…Don’t let a revenge poo happen to you.






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Twitter: Eraser (1996) – Time to pucker up, here comes some bad James C(aan)PR…mmm…Funyuns.





This is how you tie a boot


Fore Finger…middle finger


Time to burn the Birth Cert.


Blade in the belt buckle…will it be used!


Every time I see a doctor’s glove I think of prostate exam


This music is pretty awesome so far.


Meanwhile…in suburbia


Nobody hits from us Johnny…


So the subtle Frank Sinatra in the background makes me think they are implying these guys are mafia connected…isn’t that right…Vinnie.


That is one big ninja


Shutup! Do it!


Those are some mighty light corpses. You ever tried to put up somebody? There is a reason they call it dead weight.


Right…Those son’s of bitches.


Why wouldn’t it work without an audience? This isn’t filmsack…you don’t need an audience to your house blowing up.


Apparently you only get erased once. That’s company policy.


I didn’t ask you which one was fake…I asked you which one was real…jack ass.


Just going to drag these photos from the “used to been” to the “is now”  screen.


A bonified good person.


Stupid corrupt Cyrez corporation


Broach cam! 


Oh…a blackout.


This is how I image Redbox functions on the inside.


Do I have time to make another copy? sure…why not.


Boss blows his brains out in front of you. Cheap trick.


Man…Arnold is so sanctimonious in this movie.


This disc is blushing.


What do you think your Dell from 1996 is going to be able to do to decrypt your redbox disc.


Damnit Daryl…You just let yourself into my house when I’m not here…did you take a shit and shower in my bathroom? see Daryl…this is why we broke up…no boundaries.




ahh man…I was just about to pull the trigger…then a car pulled up…I guess I better wait…ooh balloons!


This rail gun is the balls!


Am I playing Quake right now? Pew Pew Pew…Rocket Jump!


Ha! The household refrigerator…protector of the innocent.


Drill bit gernade! My favorite thing.


Analog thermostat and a ripped gas line out of the wall..that is going to work. Eventually…


Nooo…not Daryl…


Hey Daryl…”Stick Around” – I couldn’t resit.


Reporters always make it worser.


Undersecretary…what is an under…secretary.


Have you ever tried to break a disc…it’s impossible.


Don’t burn plastic…the ozone is crying


This is turning into The Equalizer…I don’t want any payment…I want your loyalty…


This movie is offensive to women. Actually, it’s offensive to human beings. This credit card is for emergencies only…it’s not a license to shop…cause I know you women like that.


Orphans? that’s a restaurant? Orphans?


I make this cup of coffee look small…do you guys have a smaller cup?


Are these chumps with you?


Shiff and I’m Calderone..


Peeled her like and onion. mmmm…


John Crew-Garrr


A weapon for every orifice. 


Allison is inside making muffins. (women are puny)


That is not how CPR works Caan….CAAAAANNNN…


What a world what a world what a world….kissed to death by James Caan.


1996…this is early on cheap bottled water.


No John…don’t beep her…that is exactly what they want.



You do not want to throw a chair into the engine of the jet you are riding in.


Oops…threw my parachute…guess I better go get it.


Well that was easy enough.


oh man..did that hurt? That had to hurt…I saw it.


Is that how backup chutes work?


Nothing worse than your mentor betraying you. He knows all of your tricks.


Arnold did not get to drive even one nice car in this movie.


Somebody got to beat up those teenagers with the zoo animal harassment sticks.


What kind of Secret Handshake ends with you shooting me in the leg!


You expect me to believe there is a Black Guy Named Bob Who Owns A Tow Truck and Junk Yard in Upstate New York? Is that the story you are weaving?


Alligators…am I right! That was one cool ass scene…never happen…but…shit…that was good graphics for 96


You’re Luggage! That wins the movie…I can turn it off now. Done.


No gay bar has ever been this gay.


Where did you get this cheap knock off shit…Ultra Seltzer? Did you pick these up in Utah?


Movie security guards are only confounded by Pizza Deliveries and Janitoring. 


Defibbing is a fun party game.


Electronic door locks are easily bypassed  by shooting them.


It’s a unix system!


The human gernade. It’s really the worst way to go.


Quick! To the roof! I have a helicopter there…we will fly away!


Tony Two Toes! Oddly…he got 3 toes. But Three toes is just stupid


That rail gun is sweat! Man I want to play me some FPS games.


Did he just Rambo up out of the floor? Yep… Two guns!


Typical Russian Mafia.


Typical Italian Mafia…the lesser of the 2 evils.


Damsel in distress…check.


I was literally yelling at the screen by the end of this movie..this movie has great timing and music…made my butthole pucker.


Damnit John…you dropped a crate on me. I should be dead.


Hello…? Ohhhh…we are on the train tracks!!!


Won’t someone please think about the train engineer.  Stop using trains to exact your revenge. It’s inefficient.


Going downtown…gonna blow you all away