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Oh hi,
“Yeah, I’m here On Mars Just Looking at this photograph
and Every time I do….. it makes me laugh,
Hey look it’s Jupiter on Mars…. How did your eyes get so red?
Oh right…right… Spoiler, The comedian is your dad.
And what the hell is on Rorschach’ head?”
“Gimmie back my face!” hehe…he so crazy. “You’re locked up in here with me….” Faceful of boiling fry juice… now that guy is a Comedian. unlike your dad.. yep a funny guy…All the way up to the part where he asks to be exploded. Then…well the juries out on that. It’s a Rorschach shaped blood splatter…what do you see?
Anywho, look at the time. It’s 3AM. Time to go out and do something stupid.
Owl’s shoot fire from their face, right?
That intro was as abstract as a Rorschach face.
LINKS
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0409459/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watchmen_(film)
Watchmen (2009) – Like gunning down your Vietnamese baby mama in a dive bar while hanging with your blue man group groupie friend. This movie has layers. #HumanBeanJuice
SHOW NOTES
Human Bean Juice
5 Term Dick
Blimps always do better in Alternate Time-lines
Adrian
Gunned down his baby mama
“Maybe we should agree on No Drinking at meetings” – Owl
Some Comedians just want to watch the world burn….and maps
The Comedian don’t mind punching ladies
Vietnam…the 51st state
Two Owls and their weekly drinking session.
The End is Nigh…That’s my day job…The End is Nigh Guy
The Doomsday clock is 4 minutes till midnight.
Elbows are not supposed to bend that way…proof…
Doug Roth…and Wally Weaver.
Hey, Let’s go down this alley and see how many elbows and knees we can bend in the wrong direction. Bone…broken and protruding!
How could hanging out with a naked blue dude named Dr. Manhattan not give you cancer.
Jenny couldn’t watch….the watchman…with the watch…
it happens at 4 minutes till midnight.
“My Face! Give me back my face!”
What’s this button do? Oh…it’s shoots flames out from it’s owl face…Archie the Flame Shooting
Relax Lawrence. We can tear holes soon.
You are locked in here with me
Man…all the guys that she dates like to hang out naked.
Congrats, we saved you….now let us drop you off on the mean streets in this back alley.
Blue is back in town…blue is back in town.
The news says you were on mars
You broke my watch ship!
Where did they live that didn’t get destroyed?
Simple Themes: Watches, Time, Pictures
And now it’s time for some Sorta Nickelback
“I’m On Mars Looking at this photograph….
Every time I do it makes me laugh,
Hey, How did our eyes get so red?
Oh right… Spoiler, The comedian is your dad.
And what the hell is on Rorschach head?”
Smiley Face on Mars. The Comedian is my father
INTRO
Oh hi,
If you are listening to this then you ARE the resistance
And as the resistance I’m going to have to ask you to be an organ donor ….because you never know when John Connor the great and angry…. may need a heart transplant in the field. Totally doable.. So be sure to check that little donor box on the form down at the DMV. If you can find it. I mean obviously, Kyle Reese couldn’t. Also, here is a tip…handbrakes… not for passengers….nope…never….one more thing…if you do find the DMV….don’t fall for the old “a kiss for your organs” trick. It’s Skynet and Skynet is a horrible kisser. Instant regret.
Speaking of Skynet. Skynet is a machine…and like all machines…. it has an off switch. Unlike Christian Bale when you walk into his sight line during a scene. Hmmm….So that is what Death Tastes like.
Bale Out!
LINKS
Terminator Salvation (2009) – IMDb
Directed by McG. With Christian Bale, Sam Worthington, Anton Yelchin, Moon Bloodgood. In 2018, a mysterious new weapon in the war against the machines, half-human and half-machine, comes to John Connor on the eve of a resistance attack on Skynet. But whose side is he on, and can he be trusted?
Terminator Salvation
Terminator Salvation is a 2009 American military science fiction action film directed by McG and written by John Brancato and Michael Ferris. It is the fourth installment of the Terminator film series, following 2003’s Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines .
Terminator Salvation (2009) – and I quote “We bury our dead…but no one is coming to bury you.” Bale out.
SHOW NOTES
This movie starts in 2003
My Brother and 2 cops are dead because of me.
Sell it for a kiss. Totally worth it. A kiss for a liver?
So that is what Death Tastes like….cold!
How are they going to kill him that it won’t ruin his organs?
So is the prison corporate owned by Cyndyne?
Cool cool…a death bed that goes vertical and looks like a cross.
MCG!!
2018!! This happened last year?
The war….we are winning.
Christian Bale on a rope.
Hey…it’s 15 years later…how is that guy still around not decayed.
T-800
damnit Connor…can’t you crash no better than that
Survivor 1
Terminator 101…appear naked…get clothes.
Resistance command…submarine!
Skynet is a machine…like all machines it has an off switch and a tickle button and belly button lint.
Your little Frogman Stunt.
You are number 1. Kyle Reese is number 2
LA Branch of the Resistance.
“If you are listening to this…you are the resistance.”
Did McG direct Rooster Video? Nope CHAINS!
We bury our dead…but no one is coming to bury you.
haha…he’s never driven before…
Probably not the best idea to pull the handbrake on a student driver.
Tire Iron Boomerang
We don’t share food and fuel
Oh man…that is a big mech
Nothing wrong with dental care after Judgement day.
You ain’t human!
My plan stopped at the Jeep
Skynet hates rock music and certain sounds.
He used all of his arm bombs
haha…ok…that is the worst CPR I have ever seen.
Marcus keeps trying to die…and they keep bringing him back.
Marcus is always giving up his organs.
also, do they even have a heart surgeon…transplants are hard…can’t just do that in the field.