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The Shadow (1994) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Welcome to that most wretched lair of villainy, The internet. A series of pneumatic tubes that lead into the homes, apartments, businesses and back alleys of our lives. Do I know what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Oh yeah….you better believe I do. I’m the tube man.

Hey Billy how are you enjoying yourself so far on Bring Your Kid to Work Day. I bet you didn’t know your old man was so important didja! Yep, Operating the tubes is an important job Billy! It’s how this town keeps moving. It’s not just the taxis up above, it’s all the guys like your dad working down below too. Watch your hands Billy…you don’t want to get sucked up into one of them tubes.

Yep, pretty important business down here Billy…oh look! An incoming message! Careful, that one almost got’cha Billy! Hmmm…looks like it is a message from the boss up top.

“Dear Tube man,” Hey that’s your old man Billy! “Due to recent technological advances your position has been eliminated. Signed, The Shadow.”
Why that son of bitch Billy! He’s firing us. The nerve! and he didn’t even do us the courtesy of doing it in person. Which is fine I suppose…he’s kind of a freak anyways…always hiding behind furniture and laughing maniacally like a 5 year old who thinks you can’t see him. I can see your shadow dumbass…

What’s that…what am I doing Billy? Well I’ll tell you what I am doing Billy…I’m finishing off this Peking Duck your mom sent us for lunch and I’m mustering up a special delivery for the boss. The moon is shining….but the ass is drippy. Oh yeah….we are about to drop a bomb on this town! Suck this Baldwin!

What? You guys didn’t stay for the post credit scenes setting up the ongoing cinematic universe of second rate comics characters? Spoilers. Randy?

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111143/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shadow_(1994_film)

TWITTER

The Shadow (1994) – I dreamed I tore the skin off my face and I was still watching this movie. “To the Sanctum!!”

SHOW NOTES

  • I am the da sha-duh
  • Flute tone goes up! Love the flute in adventure…
  • Add shadow to this font.
  • Opium Fields Tibet!!
  • Hey! It’s the guys who are in everything!
  • You murdered 3 of our men.
  • Tiny Poppy Fields!
  • Them are some nasty nails. what does he do with those nails.
  • Alec Baldwin on Saturday Night Live Tibet edition. Always gets a laugh.
  • long haired Baldwin gets the ladies.
  • Baldwin is one hairy dude in this movie.
  • You call that a temple?
  • The clouded mind sees nothing! COBRA!
  • We have drums…we have bells….we have the child.
  • Man’s voice in a boys body.
  • You know what evil lurks in the hearts of men.
  • Silky Pants Baldwin….right to the thing meat…that is one angry dagger
  • Yeah I love this music…even if it has been done before.
  • “Am I in hell?” “Not yet”
  • (P)Hurba
  • The price of redemption for Cranston was to take up man’s struggle against evil. The Tulku taught him to cloud men’s minds, to fog their vision through force of concentration, leaving visible the only thing he can never hide – his Shadow.

    Thus armed, Cranston returned to his homeland, that most wretched lair of villainy we know as — NEW YORK CITY!!
  • 7 years later
  • Are you guys Sereal?
  • Concrete boot
  • Chuckles in the night
  • Duke killed a cop. Duke is randomly shooting shit like duke do.
  • What would Duke Do? Shoot up the place. Put your Dukes!
  • You have to confess Duke!
  • Hey! He has on a mask! How progressive…too bad it doesn’t cover his nose.
  • He has learned to be a marksman. Unlike his lackies in Tibet.
  • The Shadow takes a cab.
  • I saved your life…it now belongs to me.
  • “The sun is shining” Agent says “But the ice is slippery” Response
  • The Shadow Knows. Muhahaha
  • You get saved. You get a ruby red ring. You get an assignment. The Sun is shining…but the ice is slippery.
  • All this laughing is giving me a headache!
  • 2 weeks in a row! House band!
  • Rich playboys doing rich boy things.
  • “Why am I talking to the back of your neck” – Johnathan Winters
  • After the war…he disappeared for 7 years. 7 years in Tibet?
  • A task force on him and into the shadow to do his best jedi mind control trick.
  • She is strange. She hears voices!
  • My cousin Harry…I could read his mind
  • She can read minds and he is a mind manipulator…gonna be a problem. Who’s mind fu is stronger?
  • Peking Duck.
  • It’s dangerous for me moe. for me…me moe mo me
  • Alf’s family dad!
  • Random truck man drops off artifact. Solid silver….get to it Nelson.
  • The Emperor of Mankind…Temujin. 8 centuries prior almost conquered the world. KHAN!
  • Nelson…whatever you do ..don’t be a Neelix
  • Weak minds…noooo…Yes my Khan
  • Khan is a shadow’ish
  • Oysters…I get a rash from Oysters
  • When are you coming down to see my beryllium sphere
  • Margo…you don’t return my calls anymore.
  • Dad is color blind…red / green kind
  • She could sense what she was feeling.
  • “You are making a record of my destination.” -Khan…and he don’t like it.
  • The shadow has at least one officer at his employ. ring
  • Pneumatic Tubes all over town! Special delivery!
  • Hard to trace…but not impossible.
  • “To the Sanctum”
  • Murder at the Natural Museum.
  • Shiwan Khan. Descendant of Khan. The last one.
  • Ying Ko! I don’t know what you are talking about.
  • Looking for a partner.
  • Insists on paying for the Bourbon.
  • Khan’s troops were already in the city in a penthouse.
  • The Metal is Bronzium….the stuff the universe is formed of. Xianqing…birthplace of the world.
  • Cellular implosion sub …. atomic bomb!
  • Her daddy is building the device
  • That tapestry is alive!!
  • Reinhardt Lane.. astral project..say it again….Reinhardt Lane…
  • Llama Cigs. I’d climb a mount for a Llama. Smoke rings!
  • “Yes my Khan.”
  • He is always late for his dinner date.
  • He is the commissioner.
  • Her father is working on a gov’t project for the war machine!
  • Your minds tricks don’t work on me.
  • He goes to great effort to hide himself…but then gives himself away by laughing. He is like a 5 year old hiding.
  • Meanwhile down at the Federal Building in a box marked War Dept
  • Margo Lane….Margo Lane….
  • Just whisper my name…over and over….and get them to do the thing.
  • “To the Sanctum!!”
  • Geez man. He is in full gear…and I think they already know where the Sanctum is.
  • “To the Rectum”
  • Nice tie
  • Besides, you know I a gonna stop ya.
  • “Oh that knife.”
  • Never mastered the Knife
  • How conspicuous. Tail ’em Moe
  • That side car
  • It’s just an empty lot boss
  • She can’t forget it!
  • Face off! I am him! He is me!
  • Her dream. Naked on the beach of the south seas. Horny dream. His dream. I dreamed I tore the skin off my face and I was someone else underneath.
  • You are like reading a book…
  • Psychically I am very well endowed.
  • USS Texas likes your dress toots…time to take a dive. Bobby got down. ouch.
  • Claymore…you idiot
  • He sure takes a lot of damage to his shoulders
  • uh…that is not how holes work…these suction would never allow you.
  • she can read minds…but he has to mime “turn the wheel?”
  • His power kind of sucks.
  • The butler is bringing coffee upstairs…nope downstairs
  • Khan built the Bomb
  • Calls to newspapers and such.
  • Hey hid the whole Hotel Monolith! You fantastic bastard.
  • He hypnotized the entire city.
  • Betcha…Didja Didja…Betcha
  • 2 hour timer
  • They leave in 1 hour via Aeroplane
  • The Shadow Switch Board Pneumatic Operator with invisible ink stamper.
  • Calling all agents of the shadow.
  • So weird…the makeup on Alec Baldwin. Bigger nose and bushier brows.
  • Animated shadow.
  • Can you tell if he is mad at me?
  • Love how they turn Tim Curry into a mobster with a tommy gun.
  • The Shadows only weakness is a flashlight and anything really…he ain’t phased or nothing. Just hard to see.
  • Coward. Chicken. Sissy. Fight like a man.
  • Claymore is a slobbering fool…hahahah
  • Uneven Floors also a foil…and Daggers with Attitudes…pretty much anything.
  • I’m gonna go hide in my forefathers Sarcophagus.
  • Well…there’s this guy…I’ll tell ya later.
  • It is all mirrors.
  • The rolling ball of doom. Ha! The ball is upstairs? how did it do that?
  • This is some bad 60s era batman shit.
  • Oh what the hell…it is usually green…cause he is colorblind! Noooo
  • You are in a house of mirrors!
  • Shake it up Baldwin.
  • The commissioner is a lush.
  • Did he lobotomize Khan? Curious.
  • I’m babe Ruth!
  • Stupid solid soundtrack
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New Nightmare (1994) Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

And Welcome to Autopsies Are Us, where our motto is “Please don’t cry. The head is going to be alright for the funeral.”

Now if you could please excuse me for just a moment while I try to find an appropriate surface to put down my coffee and lemon poppy seed bread.

Oh wait…there is no such surface in a morgue! So why are we always eating something in here! Do we not get breaks! Us morticians really need to unionize or go on a diet or something. Death makes me hungry.

Hmmm…Let me just see what is under this sheet…maybe there is someplace I can put…

Oh my God… hurk that’s why we don’t lift the sheet past the face. Hurk. Hurk.

Uh oh, Poppy Seed Bread…return to sender. Nope…nope…just some foamy milk substance.

One, Two Dylon’s screaming for you.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111686/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wes_Craven%27s_New_Nightmare

TWITTER

Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994) – Like a game of  Freddy’s: Crossy Road. Never download again.

SHOW NOTES

Ahhh… New Line Cinema…The Studio Freddy Built.

Kids laughing

UMC hammer?

This metal hand is alive!! and who has burning

Clever to the hand!! More blood! Don’t be stingy with the blood!

There is Wes now…drinking something…what is he drinking?

So we are on the set of a new Freddy movie? Is this her story? is she drinking Barqs with a straw!

That is a huge Chinese Takeout box.

Bull Tendons. Nerve bundles from a live Doberman?

Picked up a signal from an 80s walkie talkie?

Uh oh…that hand just went all Thing on them.

Oh…Heather was having a nightmare.

That is a serious earthquake.

Do you call your kids Chief?

Quakewatch! 6.8 quake. Oh…so the one they felt was not even the big quake it was an aftershock.

Who has been calling her? Harassing phone calls.

We are starting to get hints and variations of the old Nightmare on Elm Street music.

Those cracks look like Freddy Claws!

Uh oh…kid is watching your performance from the first movie….what the hell is wrong with that kid.

Ye olde house phone.

One…Two…phone call is for you….oh…AND FREDDY’S COMING FOR YOU!

Geez…who cares if Freddy is coming. Earthquakes are a more immediate danger.

The doorbell rang…did she think Freddy was at the door?

LA Limousine Ma’am…

Why does 1994 look so much more like modern film making than 1988 and prior?

LA Lazy Limousine service. We prefer to call you.

Is Julie going to eat that damn orange or not!?

Limo driver likes the big laugh…

Is Heather doing stuff on TV?

My son? No…You mean the son of Freddy? no

Remember when Freddy was dead? yeah that was a thing.

Look at all those Fred Heads.

I like the idea that Hollywood back lots have people walking around in full costume and juggling.

This movie would be shot differently today. With so much reality TV we would for sure film this more like reality TV.

Thanks for the show Kim.

Nope. Got kids now. Horror movies…not for kids.

Answer the damn phone Bob! “We got people for that.”

“Never sleep again…”…Redrum.

Rex is the best. Thanks cotton filled dinosaur! He saved me.

You ain’t gonna be able to sew that Rex….dump that trash and go get a new Rex.

Semper Fi… Cut to the Chase…..cause his name is CHASE!

Dillon is having…episodes.

They have a cheetah in the living room with a saddle…yeah…no wonder the kid is freaked out.

Chuck and Terry are clowns…forget them!

Chase don’t believe you Heather.

Flammable Ford…

Oh no…the Freddy glove is gone!

So the kid is having nightmares…so read him a scary ass Fairy Tale of Hansel and Gretels.

This kid is Freddy’s for sure.

Red yarn for Rex wounds. Good thing you are an actress.

Night Night…Sleep Tight…Don’t Let The Cenobites Bite.

If the birds don’t eat them first.

Earthquakes and falling asleep at the wheel are the real horrors in this movie and poor phone reception.

Chase took a glove to the crotch.

The real nightmare is the police showing up at your door.

Is that a thing you can do? Just head on down to the morgue and walk on in.

I want to see it all…..The head is going to be alright for the funeral..I mean..if that is what you are worried about.

A little puke please.

Wes was apparently going through his Nature disaster phase.

Freddy hides in the corners of coffins.

I’m starting to think the kid is the new nightmare

being a parent is the new Nightmare

ok….maybe you are right…maybe he is crazy.

I would not have easy access to a pool if I had Dillion living in my house.

He is putting things in your mail and you are keeping it in a drawer.

Oh…England is a painter.

Mom Jeans!

I need a pair of those old violet shaded glasses.

I want to be scared for this kid…but he cracks me up too much.

I like how the new Freddy glove stalks the bed like a dorsal fin of a shark.

I always dug how Freddy can start to build power while you are half asleep so you can’t tell what is dream versus what is reality.

haha…won’t answer the phone? I’ll send you a letter every day until you do.

Phone lickers! Just like in the original.

Foam puke is the best puke.

LIAR! He said he was never gonna sleep again!

Hey…it’s the nurse who is in all those insidious movies….and that kid kind of looks like this kid.

Home!

Mmm….kids love pills…yep…

ahhh yeah. I chipmunked those pills.

Wake up lady!!

Tell us all about the rules Wes!

A new fault under the city.

Make another movie! With Johnny Depp?

reading the Jama

Sleep deprivation….more coffee!

Found them! Brutally slashed to death.

You shouldn’t keep a coffee pot in your bedroom Heather…

Shit…good jump scare from the closet Freddy.

Miss Me? Not as much as you would think.

Dylan is in Intensive care…in an oxygen tent. We decided not to call you…THE MOTHER!

She forgot the dino! Bad mom

This movie makes me sleepy.

What did they feed that kid? Dark brown sludge.

Them nurses can’t give them shots like that to a kid.

Heather is going gray.

Julie is so screwed.

Nurses who run!

What is play Skin The Cat?

Reach for me. At least stand up Dylan.

haha…Heather threw an elbow to that nurse’s gut.

I don’t think that is how drugs work for sleeping. Sleep walking does not allow you to be awake anyways.

Don’t play crossy road Dylan!

Freddy Crossy Road.

This highway scene is more intense than it should be.

Multi-fred!

I like that actor dad plays surrogate dad.

So. Dinosaurs can defeat Freddy.

Why are you calling me Nancy John? Why are you calling me John?

Movies are becoming reality.

The Bed…it’s where bad things emerge.

Dad always says “yeah, sure.”

The sleeping pills are breadcrumbs

Nooo…not Rex! anybody but Rex! I cried a little.

You do not take gel coated capsules with no water. That shit just sticks to you.

I think you have had enough Nancy. 3  Sleeping pills will get you there.

ouch…that is a bad bed slide.

Was that a pterodactyl

Freddy is supposed to be some ancient terror.

Snake to the eye

I like Freddy’s new trenchcoat.

That kid is always cutting people’s tendons or stabbing the back of legs.

Sins are listed on the wall.

Oh I know…I’ll hide here in this firepit!

I don’t understand. Fred can stretch.

Wait Freddy said “Meet your maker to Nancy. Is he implying he made her? or is this a who made who situation.

Freddy could not stretch his arm until Nancy woke up in her dream.

Freddy has got one of them dislocating jaws.

Stab to the crotch is one of Fred’s weaknesses.

Perforated tongue!

Now he has a forked tongue. We are certainly bringing comparisons to snake/devil/satan.

Freddy’s home is Romanesque in nature.

It’s the script. If you write the script Freddy will stay where he belongs. On the screen.

Oh hi,

One, Two Dylon’s screaming for you.

Three, Four He’s doing it some more

Five, Six  Your kid makes me sick(s)

Seven, Eight It’s your kid I hate(s)

Nine, Ten Let’s never do this again

 

One, Two Freddy’s got a crush on you

Three, Four Freddy’s at your door

Five, Six Flowers on a stick

Seven, Eight Let’s go on a date

Nine, Ten I promise to stop when you say when.

Oh hi,

My name is Rex. I’m Tyrannical.