Digging A Hole

“What’cha Doing?”

“Digging a hole.”

“Smart ass.”

Henry was tired of the laziness of modern conversational dialogue. Some could argue that the nature of our current abbreviated language was an evolution for efficiency in communication.  Henry would argue that those people would be unmotivated unimaginative morons.

“Running your flapper hole. Like some kind of toilet flapper that refuses to seal. Flup flup flup costing me money”