XXX (2002) 124 min Rated PG-13
xXx, pronounced “Triple X”, is a 2002 American action film directed by Rob Cohen and starring Vin Diesel as Xander Cage, a thrill seeking extreme sports enthusiast, stuntman and rebellious extreme sport athlete-turned-reluctant spy for theNational Security Agency who is sent on a dangerous mission to infiltrate a group of potential terrorists in Central Europe. xXx also stars Asia Argento, Samuel L. Jackson, and Marton Csokas.
Opener: What…this ain’t no fancy secret agent party like usual. It’s a German Rave with special guest band Rammenstien. Hmmm…no matinis and I may be over dressed. ahhh…I’ve been shot…oh great…now the crowdsurfing …I should never have deviated from set parameters. Damn you suit!! Why didn’t I listen to my wife and wear my gucci beaver pelt pimp suit.
Twitter: XXX – James Bond goes all X-games in this spy thriller from the early 2000’s and not once did it Deviate from set parameters. expect that one part throughout the whole movie.
Stuff I Loved:
Death to Bond like heroes by the new bad ass’eries
“What…this is a fancy secret service ball…this is some kind of German Rave.
Two Face Jackson
“Deviated from set parameters.” – who talks like that.
Anarchy 99…they can smell the training on our agents…because they show up to Raves in a 3 piece suit.
Who goes to spy school…for reals.
Apparently, the old way doesn’t cut it. We need the new hotness…not the old and busted…dang…I wish we could have watched Bad Boys instead.
Hey, that dude has a tattoo like all the brand marketing for this movie.
Man..this movie looks old. Who uses cameras anymore…he would totes be using an iphone steaming it like to youtubes today.
The Zander Zone? Can I get you a zine to read?
This movie is full of rock. Let the bodies hit the floor….we just had that in the movie last week.
Moral is…Don’t be a Dick….Dick.
Who invited Tony Hawk and crew.
Superman Seat Grab Barrel Roll
Keeping it real…this whole movie.
I got an underground website.
I live for this shit? what… jerked out of the back of a plane.
I am going to throw you a beating.
Superman Seat Grab To The Face….
Somebody might want to calibrate the mini guns on the helicopter.
When Samuel L. Jackson ask you if you want to get on a plane. You say…are there snakes involved? Then you get on the plane no matter the answer.
Anarchy 99 Game.
Good Guy XXX – shows disenchanted teen Anarchy 99 and some parental attention he ain’t getting from his mom and new step dad…who’s a douche for snoring..
cranberry club soda…shaken….noooo!
My friends call me X….since triple X is too hard
Check out my old lady fur jacket. Pimp Jacket
x-ray glasses….clothes…oh….can see bra….ooo…wait….too far…i can see her colon/spleen
How hard is it to get european cars in Europe.
This is no time for being fun.
Oh she is making the money sign.
Vin Diesel likes the old cars
Worst cop ever.
Perv’s. You are looking for 1 hour 3 minutes in.
Addendum….1 hour and 7 minutes in….if you are into a pile of naked ladies.
Well what do you know…xXx is not good at taking orders….Go home Xander.
What are they building? A land speeder?
awww…solar powered death weapon. How green.
Blue and Green makes…Death.
I sure hope he don’t need those scientists.
Oh…now you run….
Yo…dudes…you got some diesel in your cave ceiling.
Junction box for alarm includes entire underground lair lights.
If you have a revolver…you have to spin it after you check the chambers…even if the chambers are contains bullets that range from paint to explosives.
All I want is Samuel L. Jackson’s Approval.
I think I should start walking into to room and asking stuff like “Does anybody know how to fly a plane….” “Is anyone here a doctor?….” What other things do people ask a group of people out of desperation.
Would like to see this same philosophy in a kindergarten class.
Avalanche!! If you see a mountain of ice in a movie…you know there is going to be an avalanche…or some kinky sex…occasionally you will get an amputation…it’s never a happy story…well….maybe the kinky sex. But as a rule…if they lug the camera equipment to the snowy peaks…something big is going to happen.
You have a bazooka
Yeah…how accurate is that heat seeking missile…but at least they did follow their own rules…they set up the smoking thing pretty early on.
Love the music.
That dude has a remote for everything…how does he keep up with all of them.
isn’t every hard top convertable pretty much have the ejectable roof when you unlatch it at 60 mph
What’cha talking about Vin Diesel. – When he says he wants a video camera
Save us Vin Deisel
Aww…all those poor people are about to be like white lab mice. UNLESS!!
Wait…was this all a test?
What can you do under the water for 3 minutes…I mean…besides die.