Trick ‘r Treat (2007) 82 min Rated R
The film is an anthology of four Halloween-related scary stories. One common element that ties the stories together is the presence of Sam, a mysterious pint-sized trick-or-treater wearing shabby orange pajamas with a burlap sack over his head, that makes an appearance in all the stories whenever someone breaks Halloween traditions.
Opener: Boop Beep Boo. I am sexy sarcastic orbot shaped like a box. I hate halloween. Have sex with me…turn on porn. Do not watch it…just listen. While I get chopped up. Best Halloween ever. Boop Beep Boo….My dad is on the phone. He wants to have a word with you. Cause he is Liam Neeson. Shutup.
Twitter: Trick ‘r Treat – Like the surprise you feel when you pop in a video labeled ‘nature’ at a friends house and suddenly find yourself watching porn. It’s good. if you are into that sort of thing.
Stuff I Loved:
During The Spookiest Time Of The Year.
What are you “Sarcastic Robot?”
Rules in a horror movie!!
That dude who is stalking Liam Neeson’s daughter must be wearing one of them cheap ass halloween masks…cause I always hear myself breathing like that in those cheap plastic masks.
Ha! Nature Special! My friend used to call his porn that too.
Wow they have a lot of white sheets. Wonder if those are 200 thread count? Egyptian?
That is one dangerous street with the traffic
You watching porn…well…more like listening to porn…while your chick is outside getting murdered.
What the crap is that in her mouth? That a sucker?
Caught a little bit of ring around the rosie in that intro music
Hey kid! You dragging your sack. It’s getting all gross.
Hey…this ain’t Charlie Brown!
My tits keep popping out.
These girls have horrible memories
Sexy slut costumes…or Fairy Tale chicks
Oh wait! That is your bra size!! not the total price
He hates these pumpkins! It’s Chunk from the Goonies.
It says one piece fat ass.
Does a hot chick really have to show another hot chick how to talk guys into sex. I think she knows how to get the sex.
Stapled to your forehead? is that foreshadowing?
Smashing Pumpkins! Bashing Jack O’ Lanterns
Dude…that is not how you carve a pumpkin!
This 2nd one seems to be dealing with sins. Sex before marriage…gluttony…
We know you are in there!! We can see you!! Nice blood puke on the steps.
HAHA…cat in that bag that kid was carrying/dragging
“Charlie Brown is an asshole.”
I got an NRA card in my pocket and a shotgun over the fireplace.
No…you can not go to the parade with me.
This whole town is full of great parents and teachers.
Sweet…the R word. Nope she is a Savante!
Vampires! Where is the glitter!!
Great music. This totally reminds me of Tales From The Crypt.
The bus sank soo deep. It put your ass to sleep.
Yeah…the candles will protect you…ok…unless you knock them over…or leave them burning when you go to sleep. THEN THEY BURN YOU WITH FIRE!
Hey..that kid was trick ’r treating earlier.
Tater Sack Pumpkin Head is my fave.
The old Sacrifice the Virgin. Virgin’s have it tough in horror movies
Warning…there are no treats in this movie. Only tricks. Carve your eyes out fun.
Don’t listen to the advice of sluts.
Gur Gur. Stephen Wilkins. Or…bone out the leg man.
Sweet Greams are made of these. Nothing says sex like Marilyn Manson.
Hey…are these vamps.
Let me pull this skin off like a cheap sweater.
Trick ‘R Treat. Where you are the decorations.
This must be a predominantly white neighborhood.
My 2 button remote control. Is that Rip Torn?
I don’t think we chain the mentally challenged up in school buses anymore.
The principle and the old man do not have the same relationship as Wilson and Tim Allen did in Home Improvement backyard fence exchanges.
You gonna show that NRA card?
Hey..who put these stairs here?
Like razor blades and candy.
It was the bus driver!!
pretty darn smart
Don’t break the Halloween rules!! Sam will kill you with a sickle shaped pumpkin sucker.