Oh hi! and Welcome to my cage of 90s era tech gear or as I like to call it “the Jar.” that’s right….”the jar..” why do I call it “the jar?” because it protects me from being bugged…however, a jar doesn’t actually do that now does it.
No I call it “the jar” because sometimes I like to pee in it.
oh… don’t sit there… or there…and don’t turn on that monitor…there may be porn. I forget.
Yeah…I’m a dirty old man in a jar. Would you like to see naked pictures of Lisa Bonet? oh…in that case, do you have any?
Dirty old man in a jar. Man-O-Jar. Jar-O-Man. jar…gross.
you got dad jokes? I got grandpa jokes.
Enemy of the State (1998) – Like this movie is either very smart or incredibly stupid. Probably the latter.
I don’t want your thermos coffee…I want to walk my durn dog!
Poor puppy. Damn you Barry Pepper
Shot to the neck and Barry’s to blame…you give Pepper a bad name.
What Font is this? Enemy of the Font
A cast of young comedians indeed.
Discussion: If you base your movie during Christmas how does that affect your musical/score budget? Do you pay for music playing as background music in a store.
A Hobbes and a Rico
Is Guido offensive? Apparently
A secret meeting in a restaurant with Lisa Bonet!
What is the Will Smith Attitude? Is it smartass? sarcasm? innocent playfulness.
That ain’t me and furthermore…wasn’t me.
For someone body who tries to stay out of trouble with the law.
Porno from Hitler’s Bunker
He’s got acquaintances…
Time schedule. 1 week to let the mob know who made the tape.
Mob hangs out at a restaurant.
man…those cops are blind if they didn’t notice a guy across the way retrieving a video camera. You do not need binoculars to see that.
We need two Humpty Dumptys
Wire on that birdwatcher…
Those are not crew cuts…those are really high crew cuts.
A Sun system….save the manatees.
“Fuck a duck.”
Where does this Lingerie store exist? Where ladies walk around in lingerie.
Meth neighbor is meth-rif-fic
What kind of progress meter is that?
Lock pick number 1 – Danny’s apartment
Lat / Long number 1
What kitchen nightmare did they run into. “I’m running…but I got to know why that duck is on fire!?”
and into Barber shop.
This is one of the most intense chase scenes ever. Somewhere between Armageddon and The Rock…is this the first satellite surveillance type chase scene in modern movies?
Dad jokes. He’s kidding…He’s kidding.
you can’t rotate a camera fool!
is that Megatron on that bag?
Red wine and paperwork
Would someone please kill the tiny dog. Ratchets up the tension.
“He didn’t secrete it into any of my body orifices.”
So they are breaking back in?
That dog is going to eat you
They painted the dog green!
wait…you don’t have a big screen TV.
“You ever beat off in the shower Brian?” – Capture audio – at the table when Will Smith is fired.
“Wanna blend…” – why you take a man’s blender!
Jack Black is always suspicious holding his directional mic in a newspaper.
Lisa Bonet is even more sarcastic
Brill…what kind of name is Brill… Breal…. B Real
Marking a mailbox …and under seat 32…which is great…cause who looks there…but what if Oprah is on the Ferry…
“Who is They and Why are they pointing things in my shoes.”
This movie does not shy away from real phone numbers / real license plates and so forth.
If they ask for Lat and Long one more time I am going to smack someone
How many Lock Picks? How many Lat/Longs?
Will Smith’s charm is being 80% smooth and 20% losing his cool
Here comes Randy Quaid in a powered wheel chair.
Elevators are a safe haven.
Why you pouring chips on me? Pour some chips on me! –
You are either very smart or incredibly stupid…that is quite the spectrum
the old “Either Shoot me or tell me what is going on?”
“If you live another day, I’ll be very impressed.”
it’s in your pants!! It’s in your pants!
Trope: Charm your way into a room while being chased.
Mrs. Wu is a freak…oh…Woooooo…I get it.
Why does the tracer screen get all fuzzy when he throws his pants off…like video graphic degradation is relate-able to tracking signal.
how long does it take for a car to catch a person on foot.
The real Brill.
Brill gives the original Luigi stare after he runs the fake Brill into a car.
How much money do they make…they got a nanny?
Why does Nanny have a lockup in her car in the back?
Dang dirty thieving kids. I lied…you are so grounded.
Will smith is a master skulker.
I call it the Jar…not because it protected from bugging….but because I piss in it from time to time.
You know the Hubble Telescope? On a totally unrelated subject…they have 100s of satellites pointing down on us.
Fuel line must be broken…you just got that?
Planes, Trains and Automobiles that disc
Why is your El Camino so flammable? I suspect too many old man farts in the seats.
“It’s pump action” is this movies “It’s a unix system”
Really old man…really…you can fall on the tracks. really.
Train of convenience to separate the chase.
“Tell your story walking!” – Old Man Pump Action (Hypoglycemic)
Perfect timing for phone tapping. Got the info you needed at the start of a conversation as soon as you activated it.
Outrageous demands…who made it?
No more smoke detectors in my house.
Classic Mafia vs FBI
THERE ARE 2 TAPES!
Bad intel gets everyone kilt
Jack Black and Jamie Kennedy survive…Technical Support!
Nothing sexy about monitoring
“No more hanging with Dillon.”
I never saw the big screen tv that Will Smith referred to being broken.
The film opened at #2, behind The Rugrats Movie, grossing $20,038,573 over its first weekend in 2,393 theatres and averaging about $8,374 per venue