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The World Is Not Enough (1999) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Ok secret agent man. Here I am again. Alone. In the trunk of another henchman’s car. Waiting to be discovered and then bam. You dead Davidov. It’s the perfect plan! Except…It has already been 30 minutes and I have no idea where we are going and I am getting restless ! I need some action!

Hmm let’s see what MI6 has equipped me with to fight off the ultimate henchman. Boredom Oh…what would be Boredom’s subversive henchman name be? Bor-Dumb..haha…no..too on the nose…Mister DullMan…no…too much to unpack…How about blasé! It’s French! Nailed it!

Well Mr. blasé say goodbye because it is 1999 and I am stuck in a henchman’s trunk for an indeterminate amount of time and I have a state of the art Nokia Phone and a desire to beat my high score on that classic video game Snake. Noooo! I clearly turned and dodged that wall. This game is crap!

Hey…we are stopping…

Oh hi Davidov! You Dead. and now time to Roll those intro credits with the Sexy Silhouetted ladies and a game of I think I saw a nipple.! Blase be gone!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0143145/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_Is_Not_Enough

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The World Is Not Enough (1999) – This movie starts with garbage and ends with Bond on top. Oh James. Hey, what’s that sawing sound.

SHOW NOTES

  • This movie starts with Garbage
  • Quick gun shot then the movie
  • BilBao, Spain…le…la…
  • Bond in glasses! What sophistication is this?
  • Is he getting frisked or is he getting fitted?
  • So Good Of You…Mr. Bond.
  • Who can’t trust a Swiss banker
  • Lady and Bond sharing glances.
  • Check her figures…I am sure they are perfectly rounded
  • Sir Robert bought a report
  • I just want a name
  • All this bank humor is killing me…I am tempted to count them.
  • somebody is watching our for James.
  • It is time for the first escape scene already! Well yeah…it’s bond movie!
  • That was fast.
  • ha! phallic!
  • more bad jokes! How many bad jokes!
  • He conquered the world by 3 million pounds documents
  • Money Penney…Stop King…like she got time for that.
  • The trigger was his pin…the money was explosive!
  • Frustrated Q and his unfinished Experimental Jet Boat
  • the first real chase…still no intro.
  • It is impressive to see someone drive that assassins boat.
  • She has a lot of firepower in that boat…too bad she can’t hit anything with it.
  • Underwater tie adjustment.
  • nah…fire bad….I know…a shortcut..THAT AIN’T NO SHORTCUT!
  • When your backup plan involves a hot air balloon. You are doing it wrong.
  • I can protect you! NOT FROM HIM…boom!
  • Finally! Intro! 14 minutes in.
  • Ahh yes…let us play the “can you see a nipple in the James Bond intro slither” game
  • Oh…the world is not enough…but a perfect place to start.
  • Will the themes in the intro be in the movie! Stay tuned!
  • Urea! that was a lot of effort to kill King.
  • Terrorists!
  • “TANNER!”
  • So many bad puns! Now we are onto doctor jokes.
  • Bagpipe of hate. now pipe jokes.
  • Qs fishing boat! You killed it
  • Ah, yes the legendary 007 wit. Half wit.
  • 6 beverage holders.
  • Double O Pun
  • 2 Q Rule Never Let Them See You Bleed. Always Have an Escape Plan.
  • That guy got no senses! Now he is a superhero. Terrorist.
  • One more pun! One more dog gone pun!
  • Shadows stay in front or behind…but never on top…that is it…I’m out.
  • That helicopter has saw balls…I wonder if that will come back up again.
  • The locals love Miss King!
  • It is Oil related…just like the intro.
  • from the desert to the mountains…let us ski our way to sexy
  • oh no! ParaHawks. Seems inefficient way to kill 2 people
  • Haha…if you cut their chutes they will start sputtering.
  • Yay! He had the inflatable ball of protection.
  • Meanwhile is Baku
  • Not you Davidov! Him – Davidov…Whaaaa?!
  • From I don’t need you…to Please Stay!
  • and now…time to drink and gamble! Cause that is James Bond man!
  • Did he get those x-ray specs out of the back of a comic book?
  • Bad Bad guys are always pimping it up.
  • Pay day daddy!
  • Mr. Bullion does not trust banks
  • Has his own brand of Caviar. Zukovsky. Nothing Free Caviar
  • BlackJack? Let’s keep it simple…old maid…go fish? 1 Million dollar game of Go Fish.
  • Gave Davidov the night off.
  • Welcome to the Devil’s Breath! Hindus like this place…want to hold a scalding rock?
  • Davidov is the traitor!
  • The ParaHawks were to be returned…did they rent them? Try explaining that to the ParaHawk Rental office.
  • Well…Bond succumbed to his more basic instinct.
  • I knew it would be like this! Mouth Ice Swap!!
  • Bond is onto you Davidov! He found your dead body! and now you are dead…thanks for all the hard work Davidov…more puns!
  • Where did bond get a photo of himself to use on that ID he stole?
  • “Are you here for a reason or are you just hoping for a glimmer?”
  • Dr. Christmas Jones….No Jokes or Puns!
  • “There’s no point living if you can’t feel alive…” Huh! That is what she said!
  • He is 63 years old.
  • He knew about his shoulder injury as well!
  • The bomb doesn’t move until I am satisfied…ahhh yeah.
  • How are we even yeah maniac?
  • Does Bond ever save the dude? He always saves the lady but never the dudes.
  • Bond now has a Nuke Bomb Card…explosive.
  • ohhh…Elektra bad!
  • Knew about my Shoulder…so on…and the mole on my balls.
  • Stockholm Syndrome….nope…she set the whole thing up chump.
  • You used me as bait…Just like M….Revenge will be mine.
  • No…I do not believe it…cause you are full of poop!
  • I need to drive a pipe scooter…weeee
  • It doesn’t take a degree in physics…but apparently it does.
  • Trust me…..uh….how fast were they going.
  • She always trying to kill Bond.
  • Like a slap from M.
  • Half Plutonium.
  • Robinson…Out.
  • Go on..it’s safe…touch your destiny!! I brought something for you as well…touch your destiny!
  • I am going to destroy this city!
  • Just give her all the details! Noon
  • So beautiful, smooth and warm…how would you know ya dead inside freak!
  • I wonder if he feels himself pooping his pants
  • She is a pleasure surrogate. “Remember Pleasure?” No ya weird ice fetish lady!
  • Well they just have little birds everywhere!
  • What is that sawing sound? Oh…it’s a callback!
  • Never park the beamer in plain view…everybody knows who that cars belongs to.
  • King Copter
  • What! All that for the car and we just chop it up? One missile and done.
  • Trying to kill somebody with a saw attachment on a helicopter seems like a waste of time.
  • Gee. I wonder which lady will punch out Elektra?
  • That guy drives like Senator Kennedy. Too soon?
  • Zukovsky…insurance company is never going to believe this.
  • You gold encrusted Buffoon.
  • Family Motto!
  • That is some serious medieval chiropractor shit.
  • Nobody can resist me
  • One Last Screw…even in death…terrible puns.
  • It’s hard to kill a Zukovsky
  • Guns are solving all the low level problems.
  • Who starts diving before they batten down the hatches?
  • Oh no!! he shot the control panel.
  • Take that ya terrorist…bullet shaped rod to the gut!
  • You can meet her there
  • Gross…Christmas in Turkey. Noooo…Why the hell…
  • It picks up body heat…so humans come out orange.
  • It’s getting redder…abort…abort.