Watchmen (2009) – Filmsack Show Notes


Oh hi,

“Yeah, I’m here On Mars Just Looking at this photograph
and Every time I do….. it makes me laugh,
Hey look it’s Jupiter on Mars…. How did your eyes get so red?
Oh right…right… Spoiler, The comedian is your dad.
And what the hell is on Rorschach’ head?” 

“Gimmie back my face!” hehe…he so crazy. “You’re locked up in here with me….” Faceful of boiling fry juice… now that guy is a Comedian.   unlike your dad.. yep a funny guy…All the way up to the part where he asks to be exploded. Then…well the juries out on that. It’s a Rorschach shaped blood splatter…what do you see?

Anywho, look at the time. It’s 3AM. Time to go out and do something stupid.

Owl’s shoot fire from their face, right?

That intro was as abstract as a Rorschach face.


Watchmen (2009)

Directed by Zack Snyder. With Jackie Earle Haley, Patrick Wilson, Carla Gugino, Malin Akerman. In 1985 where former superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the course of history as we know it.

Watchmen (film) – Wikipedia

Watchmen is a 2009 American neo-noir superhero film directed by Zack Snyder, based on the 1986-87 DC Comics limited series of the same name by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. It stars an ensemble cast of Malin Åkerman, Billy Crudup, Matthew Goode, Carla Gugino, Jackie Earle Haley, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and Patrick Wilson.


Watchmen (2009) – Like gunning down your Vietnamese baby mama in a dive bar while hanging with your blue man group groupie friend. This movie has layers. #HumanBeanJuice


Human Bean Juice

5 Term Dick

Blimps always do better in Alternate Time-lines


Gunned down his baby mama

“Maybe we should agree on No Drinking at meetings” – Owl

Some Comedians just want to watch the world burn….and maps

The Comedian don’t mind punching ladies

Vietnam…the 51st state

Two Owls and their weekly drinking session.

The End is  Nigh…That’s my day job…The End is Nigh Guy

The Doomsday clock is 4 minutes till midnight.

Elbows are not supposed to bend that way…proof…

Doug Roth…and Wally Weaver.

Hey, Let’s go down this alley and see how many elbows and knees we can bend in the wrong direction. Bone…broken and protruding!

How could hanging out with a naked blue dude named Dr. Manhattan not give you cancer.

Jenny couldn’t watch….the watchman…with the watch…

it happens at 4 minutes till midnight.

“My Face! Give me back my face!”

What’s this button do? Oh…it’s shoots flames out from it’s owl face…Archie the Flame Shooting

Relax Lawrence. We can tear holes soon.

You are locked in here with me

Man…all the guys that she dates like to hang out naked.

Congrats, we saved you….now let us drop you off on the mean streets in this back alley.

Blue is back in town…blue is back in town.

The news says you were on mars

You broke my watch ship!

Where did they live that didn’t get destroyed?

Simple Themes: Watches, Time, Pictures

And now it’s time for some Sorta Nickelback

“I’m On Mars Looking at this photograph….
Every time I do it makes me laugh,
Hey, How did our eyes get so red?
Oh right… Spoiler, The comedian is your dad.
And what the hell is on Rorschach head?” 

Smiley Face on Mars. The Comedian is my father


The Dirty Dozen (1967) – Show Notes


Oh hi,

This week on Filmsack the Funky Four were sentence to two and a half hours of hard labor due to some….ummmm…indiscretions….  Saturday night at Ibbott’s house. Ibbott You know what you did ya Telly Savalas looking creep.

Anywho,  Let’s go over the plan.

  1. Login to Netflix, we’ve just begun.
  2. No Netflix not now, watch that new Original later
  3. Start the film, make the popcorn
  4. Fall asleep half way through
  5. Oh no, Wake up and write the intro

And where is Donald Sutherland? Ahhh…on the ground…face down….with a look on his face like he had no idea bullets would hurt so much. Yep…everybody get a good look..alright move along…move along

Hey, what’s the slowest possible way to get out of this intro? Perfect! Let’s go!

No way did they drive that thing all the way down to the beach. Worst road trip ever.


The Dirty Dozen (1967)

Directed by Robert Aldrich. With Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Charles Bronson, John Cassavetes. During World War II, a rebellious U.S. Army Major is assigned a dozen convicted murderers to train and lead them into a mass assassination mission of German officers.

The Dirty Dozen – Wikipedia

The Dirty Dozen is a 1967 American war film directed by Robert Aldrich, released by MGM, starring Lee Marvin. The picture was filmed at MGM-British Studios and features an ensemble supporting cast including Ernest Borgnine, Charles Bronson, Jim Brown, John Cassavetes, Robert Ryan, Telly Savalas, Robert Webber and Donald Sutherland.





The Dirty Dozen (1967) – Like poor dumbstruck Donald Sutherland laying face down on the mean cobbled streets outside of a German B&B. The look on his face is the look on my face. We are one.


Death by hanging

20 years hard labor or just prison.

Son…you got court marshal.


11! ELEVEN!!

Head stomp.

You don’t know Victor Franco

This is the oldest bunch of Dirty Dozens.

Does he have a clever quip for every prison cell he leaves?

Had there ever been a modern war movie that did not use military style drums and trumpets for it’s soundtrack?

This movie has hints of a musical comedy.

You slav? you slob

Over your arms…over your legs.

2 near idiots

We ain’t shaving in cold water.

No soap…No shaving…ahhh…Dirty Dozen.

Is it the job of the military band leader to look so darn happy?

Sutherland plays a really creepy dummy.

I ate my dog tags. Number 9!

What do you tell 8 ladies to get them to come to your military hut in the middle of nowhere.

And where is Donald Duck?

OMG the hook rope is killing me.

son of a butthole. falling through the roof…c’mon.

Judas tele savalas

Feed The French and Kill The Germans

Poor old dumb Sutherland laying face down on the mean cobbled streets of German Town.

Hehe…everybody keeps taking a peek at dead Sutherland.

Slowest escape vehicle ever.

Run Jefferson run….nope.

Everybody loved Jefferson.



Riptide GP: Renegade – Boop Show Notes




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Riptide GP®: Renegade drops players into a futuristic world of illicit hydro jet racing, where armored riders kick out death-defying stunts over massive…

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Riptide GP®: Renegade






I’m a wave jumping, GP Circuit racing, hydro-thundering chicken square.

Alright, I’ll run this illegal race with you Nemesis at the behest of my good buddy Poison and common sense.

Man…my Nemesis is a lot better than me.

…and busted. I’m off to jail to stew.

It’s the future!! Future cops.

I’m back…but I have to run illegal races now…which is what I wanted to do anyway!

Everything is covered in water. This must be after the ice caps melt and everything floods. But it’s good to see the world has found a way to make a sport of our demise! alright, don’t be so dramatic.

Man, someone made some really sweat looking environments for this game.

Everything about the environment really jacks up your anxiousness…except the part levels!

Good parts of town…bad parts of town.

BeefBot! No…DeadBeef

Race Bots!

Micro upgrades to your hydro-jet make each race a little more attainable and keeps you in balance with the rest of the pack. Which usually places you in third place.

Prize money is earned during each race in career that allows you to purchase upgrades. Amount of money is determined by your race finish position

Quick Race, Career, Online and Local

Things you can upgrade are Acceleration, Top Speed, Handling and Boost

You can get boost by performing tricks. Primarily through the dual sticks movement combinations.

Game is available on all platforms including mobile

Game Pass  until the end of January

Couple of bucks on mobile.

Love the water rendering and animation.

Perform jumps on platforms, ramps and occasionally huge swells.

Ride your opponents wake to gain position.

Watch out for them explosions!

Learn me some skills. Boost Start! Superman, Can-Can, Table-Top and more Level up for addition moves and collect Skill Points to spend on more skills!

Unlock racers. BEEFBOT and hydro-jets by finishing

Ghost race your friends on the Leaderboard races. I HAVE NO FRIENDS!


Hello Neighbor – Boop Show Notes



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Hello Neighbor is a stealth horror game about sneaking into your neighbor’s house to figure out what horrible secrets he’s hiding in the basement. You…


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Hello Neighbor, a Stealth Horror Game about sneaking into your Neighbor’s house.





Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull – Filmsack Show Notes


[oooh…yes I’ve made some poor life choices that’s for sure Scott]

[Hey, you done with that soda? Mind if I dip my comb in it. Thanks!]

Oh hi,

Yes, this is Spielberg. What am I doing right now? Well ‘m just sitting here chilling and eating some fried chicken with my good buddies George Lucas and Kathleen Kennedy like we do every Saturday night.

What’s that? Do we want to do another Indiana Jones film? Nah…I don’t think so…..wait…hold on. George is handing me something  something he wrote on the inside of an empty KFC Family Meal Sized Chicken Bucket. Oh it’s really greasy….and now I can see that it is an outline for Indiana Jones 4….

So…maybe…I mean I don’t think we can top the first 3 movies. Those movies had Nazi Face Melting Arks and Stolen Power stones in the hands of a mad Voodoo Heart Doctor and then that one with the cup of everlasting life with the caveat of having to live alone forever in a cave full of cups you can’t drink from….

but I’m sure we could come up with something…

Uh oh…Hold on..George is ransacking the fridge…. hey  George stop throwing all my food on the floor ya freak..nooo… don’t crawl in there…… and now he shut the door. Alright, looks like I’ll have to get back to you on this Harrison. Capital Idea old boy. Highest Marks! Gotta go.

Hey, Kathleen grab that prop E.T. finger over there and let’s see if we can prod George to open that fridge…ah crap..look out. He’s got the poison darts I keep in the fridge.



Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) – IMDb

Directed by Steven Spielberg. With Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Shia LaBeouf, Karen Allen. In 1957, archaeologist and adventurer Dr. Henry “Indiana” Jones, Jr. (Harrison Ford) is called back into action and becomes entangled in a Soviet plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artifacts known as the Crystal Skulls.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull – Wikipedia

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is a 2008 American action- adventure film directed by Steven Spielberg and the fourth installment in the Indiana Jones series. Released nineteen years after the previous film, the film is set in 1957, pitting Indiana Jones ( Harrison Ford) against Soviet agents-led by Irina Spalko ( Cate Blanchett)-searching for a telepathic crystal skull.


Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) – and I’m out of characters…wait…If reacting is acting…then Spielberg captured all of that and a greasy LaBeouf.


Prairie Dog?

Them kids and their V8 hotrod ain’t up to no good.

Elvis is a hound-dog…eating peanut butter sandwiches all the time.

ahhh…some weapons testing going on today.

Them is Ruskies!

Who dat in the trunk…

ahhh…we know who dat is. Nice use of silhouettes Spielberg. so icon. GET YOUR HAT before I staple it to your hand Indy.

Great transitions Spielberg. RUSSIANS!

We were younger…we had guns…- indy

Warehouse 51

Always loved the Indy punch sounds

Mack and Indy were in Mexico digging in the dirt looking for this stuff. Now in Nevada

“I’m sorry…I meant drop dead comrade.”

Wubble-U’s…Highest Marks

Irina thinks she is psychic.

10 years prior…1947…where does that fall in the Indy time-line?

Magnetic box…let’s go find it…gunpowder points the way.

If reacting is acting…then Spielberg captured all of that.

Spielberg is great at noir type lighting

“You don’t know him…You don’t know him….you don’t know hiiiim” -Mack

The red scare? 1957

I need a picture of Sean Connery looking off into space on my desk.

Enter LaBeouf on a motorcycle.

Hey old man!?

LaBeouf just dipped his comb in the soda on the next table over.



What Remains of Edith Finch (2017) – Boop Show Notes


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What Remains of Edith Finch |

What Remains of Edith Finch is a collection of short stories about a cursed family in Washington State. Each story offers a chance to experience the…

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What Remains of Edith Finch was met with positive reception from critics, who praised its story and presentation, and is considered an example of video games as an art form. It won British Academy Games Award for Best Game 2017, and won the Best Narrative category at both the 2018 Game Developers Choice Awards and The Game Awards 2017, among other awards and nominations.

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