BloodRayne (2005) – Yes, hello Mr. Loaf. This is Uwe Boll. No. Uwe. No. You Wee. Whatever, listen. I have this film about vampires and I would like you to star as Ben Kinsley’s gay vampire lover. What’s that? You would do anything for my movie, but you won’t do that? right. yeah. I get it. Very funny Mr. Loaf. What’s that now? You have a better idea? Right. Bed full of topless women. Hmmm…no no…yeah…boobies is certainly another direction we could explore. Well. thank you Mr. Loaf.= it’s been a…. Oh. I can…so just what…call you Meat? ok. Thank you Meat. Right…yeah…viva la boobies to you too.
BloodRayne – spends more time in a cage than Tyson Chicken. If you you are into that sort of thing. This movie is for you.
Stuff I Loved:
An Uwe Boll Film. Alright…we are already in trouble
Rayne spends more time in a cage than Tyson Chicken
Far be it for me to criticize someone else’s looks. But did they use a prosthetic nose on Ben Kinsley in this movie?
Rodriguez would have made a better Rayne.
This movie has no joy. What is there to lose?
Rayne rapes her quote unquote boyfriend.
Love when Rayne and Sloth battle in the dungeon hall