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Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) – Filmsack Show Notes


Oh hi, Dearest Del Toro. Please don't start weaving me a story about a one armed Elf King and not reveal what happened to that freaking arm! I mean, was he born that way? Did the humans take it to fill their empty heart holes? Did he lose it in a cookie baking competition up on Keebler hill? C'mon man, I need details! You can't just drop a bomb like "one armed elf" and run away laughing maniacally. Hold on...was that it...did he lose it in some mythical high school prank gone wrong. Perhaps he cooked that cherry-bomb too long before tossing it into the toilet? BTW, I heard that is how Randy lost 40% of his hearing in his right ear. Anywho, just need closure on that arm thing man. Yours Truly, Both Arms Brian   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago