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Heat (1995) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, How you doing? What do you say I buy you guys a cup of coffee. Perhaps talk about our careers and poor life choices? What's that Randy? Additionally you want a slice of pie? and instead of black coffee you want a  Cappuccino? Yeah...that's not going to happen. Now drink your cold nasty drip coffee swill and shudd'up. Huh Scott? A guy once told you "don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat... if you feel the heat around the corner." Well...I believe they call that podfading Scott and I was the guy! What Ibbott?! Something about a woman's ass... Alright, I think we're done here. Who's got the check? No I don't have facebook messenger. Split bill pay...it's 1995 ya goon all I got is this here beeper that ruins marriages. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6D5VK53ILM   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, What? This scratch? It's from Lethal Weapon 3. But that's nothing. We haven't even started with the pain of doing Filmsack for over 10 years! Take a look at this!  A knife you ask? nope. A Glaive. Some guy mistook my head for a cave that looks like a vagina. Natural mistake. ohhh... Be gentle with me. and this? it's freezer burn from a run in with a couple of Ice Pirates. Feel that texture. I almost ended in thirst! that one...same thing but over on Third and Highlander. But to be honest I don't like to talk about both since there can only be one. Oh...that....yeah...now that one WAS a knife. yep, I got into a knife sizing competition with Crocodile Dundee and there was an accident and the knife ended up in my eye. I was seeing Blood Bubbles for a week. It was disgusting. Blood Bubbles. Hey Word Scott.... Word Randy. Word Ibbott. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7toOL8_zG4   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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The Ice Pirates (1984) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, Yes this is 12 year old me calling from 1984 I just wanted to tell the older more experienced me in 2018....do not crap on my favorite things. You just keep your big mouth shut old man...and who are these people you are hanging out with in the future anyway...and where are my best friends Chuck and Amy...we said we would be friends forever and watch The Ice Pirates every day and play D&D every Friday night and drink Jolt Cola until we puked and then do it all over again! Whatever, I don't have time for this...The Ice Pirates is starting and we just got something called a "microwave" and I hear it is going to change how we make popcorn forever. May all you haters end in thirst. Power to the people.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCwXUkogDGA   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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V for Vendetta (2005) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, This week on F for Filmsack we tackle The Wa-chow-skis' 2005 foreign film B for Bollocks. Fine... it was V for Vendetta. A film, to the best of my understanding, about the letter V. I mean not since that infamous episode of Sesame Street where Cookie Monster smoked a J and confused Ernie for a life sized Milano have I seen such overbaked ideas expressed on screen. "Oh Sweet hairy topped cookie...nom nom nom" - Cookie Monster "Hey Bert. A little help...*snicker*" - Ernie Yep just a Big Ole Bag of Bollocks. I now yield my remaining time to Randy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1A2pZDwR7I   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Death Race 2050 (2017) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Hello, Yes... this is Roger Corman! Would I like to make a movie? Of Course I would looove to make a movie. Do I have an idea? Of course I have an idea! I have thousands of ideas. Those ideas are all just racing around up there in my head...circling round and around and around... waiting to speed out and murder the world. Err...Entertain. Entertain the world. Vroom! I know... How about a remake! I heard the kids liked that Hunger Games and The Mad Max Fury Road. I even heard that Scott Johnson kid in Utah has an unhealthy thing for Tom Hardy. I need to get in on some of that action! Yes sir-ree Let's do it! Let's remake Death Race! Here...I'll produce! Hold on let me see what I got in my couch...how does a bottle cap, some corn flakes and 1 million dollars in change sound? Can we make it for that? Wait, what am I asking you for...of course we can make it for that..I'm Roger Corman! Go Go Go little ideas! Race from my brains and destroy the world....ENTERTAIN! I MEANT ENTERTAIN! 1000 points! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgzvW0Y0qBM (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Night of the Living Dead (1968) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, Psst...Ben...over here...it's me...your pal Harry...Listen..dying here on the cellar floor has got me thinking about what's important in life and our roles in society. It's like the universe is trying to tell us something man. I mean, the dead are coming back to life and You, a black man, shooting me, a bald white man named Harry...irony... and my ghoul of a child eating my flesh.... and then there is my wife...she's been on me all day like some kind dingle berry caught in my ass hair. Oh I'm "Harry" down there let me tell ya... in a very non ironic way...I wanna see Morissette sing about that, don't ya think. Anywho, what was I babbling on about?  oh yeah...I just can't die and come back to life and eat your flesh without telling you something first. cough cough...I just want you to know...clear throat...I told ya so. CELLAR FOR THE WIN. You're in my house now bitch. "Let's stay upstairs...board up the windows and doors...blah blah blah..." How is that working out for ya Ben. Ghoulie Attack! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uSWaUyrsgc (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago