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The Dukes Of Hazzard (2005) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, YeeeHaw and all that stuff y'all...and now it is time for some Theme Song Fact Checking, I'll try to read these lines with my fact checking voice...but I may break into song...no promises. Alright, here we go.... "Just the good ol' boys..." Unproven....what we DO HAVE IS: a "Smartass" and a "Jackass" in an orange Dodge Charger Next "Never meanin' no harm..." Hmmm...Let's see...more attempted cop killings than an Ice-T ditty. However, since you qualified it with a "never meanin..." I guess it's NOT technically NOT true. sooo... Next! "Beats all you never saw..." What?! No..What?! NEXT "Been in trouble with the law..." True "Since the day they was born..." I got to tell you, this whole story seems improbable...I don't think we need to inspect the 2nd verse.. NEXT Hey, Somebody get me the lyrics to the A-Team...I got some work to do.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukVrpMnQQw4

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Meltdown (1995) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh,  hi-ya...! cause...Kung Fu... Ok....From now on, errors will be treated with zero tolerance. As an example, I point to the sloppy execution of last week's sacking, where one unsightly error nearly set off the trolls... You know what I'm referring to don't you... Scott? Yeah...I know It wasn't you, Scott Don't worry... I know it was Wang. Hmmm...nothing huh...No Risk, No Reward. Wait..The Doctor is a Timelord! ...that changes everything, changes nothing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQWZKW2tPx4 (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou (2004) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, Dear Mr. Zissou (Zee-sue), my name is Brian and I'm 11 and a half years old. Today my mom took me to see your latest documentary. As you can imagine, I have questions. Most are related to oceanic curiosity and others, well nipples. I couldn't help but notice that you have nipples around the size of tic tac's while others in your crew have nipples up to and exceeding pepperonis. Why is this? Is there an evolutionary reasoning behind this phenomenon? Also, my mother requests that "The Harlette" put on a t-shirt. I assume she is talking about the guy maxing out to dinner plate size. Well, I think that about covers my nipple questions. Now onto more Aquatic type queries. Do fish have nipples? My mom says no. Her boyfriend says maybe. Regards, Also, Possibly your son, Brian for now Zee-Sue Sept 19th, 1983 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuXqTrC3Wmo&feature=youtu.be     (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Catwoman (2004) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh, hi meow. Midnight talent agency how may I claw your eyes out today? Purr Purr. Oh my yes, Mrs. Berry would love to be in your movie. Meow Meow What's that? What are her qualifications? Meow Meow. Well she has 10's of minutes of experience with cats. Meow. I would even go so far as to say she is a sort of cat-spert. Meow. Why I saw her just this morning looking at cat pics on the internet. Meow. It's Caturday after all...Meow Meow. Excellent I'll let her know. and yes we do accept payment in the form of cans of tuna. Purr Purr. What's that? Sharon Stone is also casted. Hiss. Well  then we are going to need some extra cans of tuna and a scratching post in Mrs. Berry's dressing room. but no need for a shower in her trailer. She is going to mouth bathe herself after eating 8 cans of tuna on her bed. So sexy. Meow Meow Alright, I got to go lick my butt for 2 hours. Talk to you later meow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa3pw406-Ro (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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8 Mile (2002) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, ummm hi, yes...My name is Brian but my friends call me the Reluctant Rhyme Slayer. Well, they never called me that before tonight...but  on the drive over I heard it a lot. I guess I should have probably known something was up. Hey, thanks for signing me up for this guys and oh...by the way...nothing like Karaoke. alright...so..I guess...umm...can I get a beat? Thanks. Ah yeah...that's dope. Yo....MTV Raps Oh before I start I would just like to thank my opponent here for going first and  for his many honest words. While they were very hurtful.... I feel like I have a great opportunity to take those observations and make some real changes in my life. First thing Monday I'm going on a diet and getting some clothes that fit. Also, can I just say you really took that "spitting rhymes" thing to  heart. I mean I've never been that close to an actual rap and I was not aware how much saliva was involved. Look at me...I'm dripping over here. Alright, so let's get this over with...what's that? Times up? Oh Thank God. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCeuB9SS1HM (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Point Break (1991) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, Hey! Young, Dumb and Full of Gum, who told you that you could park on my shooting range...where's my whistle! Oh...well hello there...you must be Kathryn Bigelow's wet dream....I mean...I'm just saying it's raining out here and you are fulfilling her artist dreams.. Anywho, it's your turn to take aim at hilariously illustrated bad guys & gals here at the "Sunday Funnies Shooting Range" where it's funny to shoot  stuff in  the head... or foot. Because everybody knows... foot trauma is the best form of humorous karma. Ok, Sammy Idaho or Billy Arkansas or whatever your deal is...If at any point you are "looking California and feeling Minnesota" then just stop. Because at that point "break"...I have probably foreshadowed too far into the future. C'mon...these are the 90s jokes Brah! Smile already, oh wow...4 out of 5 Dentists agree...that's creepy...Ok...smiling...it ain't your thing. Now where's my whistle! 100% sure you are going to take your shirt off in about 5 minutes if I don't get out of here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcHGwK8AnpY (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago