Mmmm….me here today cause Cookie Monster trapped by suburban Witch? Notice cookies on floor of cage look more ‘crushed’ than ”e’ate’…look like furry blue Muppet with no functioning esophagus went to tooowwn. Me like Mick Jagger, can’t get no… can’t get no satisfaction.
Back off! Cookie Monster no taste good. How about me read you story instead. Once upon time. 4 guys sacked movie…NO! NO EAT COOKIE MONSTER! COOKIE MONSTER EAT YOU….nom nom nom…tastes like dirty heroin.
As you guys know…I have a wife for everyday of the week. But good news! I’ve decided to divorce Tuesday wife for more sacking! Viva La Filmsack. Now if you will excuse me. I have to go urinate in public and re-attach this mans nipples. Don’t worry. I’m going to wash my hands before and after each…because otherwise that would be gross. Lord Salisbury stop pointing at my thinker!
Around The World In 80 Days (2004) – Like taking a “Steamer” to London captained by a man with no nipples. Wear the rubber underpants!
That China-Man is robbing the bank of England.
The Steam Punk Conehead
Wear the rubber pants
Trope: Agree to a dangerous job to avoid apprehension / Oh you must be the Servant from Servant Co that I was expecting.
Crazy backyard scientist….
Flubber and movies of this like use Steam powered science that is more akin to bubbly soda
Nothing funnier than the ole face punch through a painting where the painting face should be.
I don’t think they know what a Valet is. or perhaps I do not
Ramsey invented the slinky in the late 1800s and was put in the lunatic asylum.
Impregnable vs impenetrable.
As adjectives the difference between impenetrable and impregnable is that impenetrable is not penetrable while impregnable is too strong to be penetrated or impregnable can be capable of being impregnated.
A woman in the Royal Academy!
The Jade Buddha
Little Red Rule Book
I got to admit…I laughed at Passport Two…passepartout
Turns on with a whistle.
Was 50 miles per hour ever really a barrier?
The whisper game
Elderly Norwegians with very tiny feet
Fortnight (2 weeks)
These British have the best teeth of any British I have seen in the late 1800s
Challenge extended. Challenge accepted.
Everyone has a price…or do they.
The wager…no more science…or all the science. Royal Academy of Science head…sounds like a lot of work.
Sitting in my copper tub….thinking about my poor choices.
Keep getting this movie confused with Shanghai Knights
Nothing funnier than seeing an authoritarian figure being drug down the road by a horse/car
Me Brain’s Leaking!
Trope: Asian lady who is good with knives
Ahh…the early years of 3d animation. Nice twist on the map travel interstitials or transitions though
Wait a moment! This is not science…it is art.
Grass is not charcoal.
Man is not a chicken….The Van Gogh loop was very popular in France during the late 1800s
You dream of flying and naked men?
Women are getting pushed out everywhere.
Old French ladies are always trying to take a bite out of Jackie Chan
Old French lady taking a face plant made me laugh.
Brothel humor makes me laugh. No it does not.
Ahh…Jackie Chan…saving sleeping ladies from their own incompetence
The statue is grabbing his trousers! It also has dreams of flying and naked men.
Jackie Chan getting pants is always good humor.
Jackie Chan is the bumbling fool that has skills…the police man is just bumbling
Fogg is smitten with fancy hoes.
A wild Arnold appears.
What a weird choice for Istanbul prince?
I never think when I am naked…
Arnold does not like you pointing at his thinker.
Bathing suits are weird.
A wife for each day of the week. But what if I want to be single on Tuesdays!
They are taking the idea of Fat Cats to the highest degree.
Lord Kelvin is cold.
Cross Dressing is always funny …especially when trying to escape in a crowd. except that it is not and always ends with the hunter being smitten with the prey until they realize…and the pursuit continues
Man of many chains…you do not want to go against…the man of many chains
Sake and Dominos
Perhaps one of the most violent Disney movies since Flubber
kanpai! is that also a Chinese cheer? or just Japanese.
Chinese: Nien Nien nu e. Kong Chien
Chinese: Yung sing (“drink and win”)
Chinese Cantonese: Gom bui (“dry the cup”)
Chinese Mandarin: Gan bei (“dry the cup”)
I went back…she is saying Gom Bui…possibly Gan bei.
Chan, surveying the pre-show chaos, periodically contributed comments in a mishmash of English, Mandarin, and Cantonese, the language of his native Hong Kong. “I’ve forgotten how to speak Cantonese!” he said. In Beijing, where he lives now, Mandarin is spoken. He leaned over to a young Chinese-American visitor nearby.
That is one convenient story-telling dresser..it has pictures and letters and everything to easily explain everything for Fogg…who is an idiot.
Fogg…the last to know.
Screaming China-Man….”Please let me go. I am bored!”
Ding Ding Ding….no no…Ding Dang Dong…Passpourtout
Mr. Grumpy and the leatherettes
Your silly bracelet.
French ladies like to spit.
This is some good fighting.
Jackie Chan has his ass stuck in a cart. Go home to momma.
Chair and Ladder assists are always in Jackie Chan fighting.
I really admire the Chinese people. They always seem to put a lot of work in…that’s why I hate to see someone get thrown into a pile of collected work…like when I a Chinese citizen sorts all those skittles by color just to have a bad guy get tossed into it. ugh.
Public Urinater got to do what a public urinater got to do. I think I got some pee pee on me.
an hour and 20 minutes in and act 2 is over…time for act 3
Does this wall ever end? It’s like some kind of great wall. Perhaps you will run into Matt Damon. I wish a I had a valet
I’m such a Rutabaga.
Alms…for the poor?
A wild Rob Schneider appears…and smells like a dead horse.
I’ll cut you with my wooden spoon! You devil worshipping drawer.
Got to be a record for Cameos in a Filmsack movie.
Where are the Flying Men! The bird men are coming.
A man who lives what he dreams
So did Disney just have a few actors on payroll they needed to use?
haha….was sad when I realized this was not Shanghi Knights…then happy again when Cowboy Owen Wilson showed up…then sad again when Luke Wilson appeared.
Crazy English Wanna Be Cowboy Man….get out the way.
America loves a good wager
Taking a “Steamer” to London.
That was one epic battle.
She is the 11th Tiger and Finally…a lady punches a lady out.
Formula…The Threesome. Man/Woman romance and Third Wheel who has a seperate agenda but is friends with both man and woman.
How many filmsack films have The Statue of Liberty in them?
Did we do Ghostbusters 2?
Captain no nips hasn’t gotten any since the shark attack
Most people would laugh at you. not us. We care about you
Birds is the idea…burn birds.
New nipples for a boat. You had me at the nipples
Those poor sailors…stuck at sea with a captain with no nipples.
As most American Technology of the late 1800s…powered by a china-man
It’s a slinky…fun for Lord Kelvin
Look out for darts in the back
Street people are afraid of bird people….
We didn’t go to New Zealand
I’m a battered Lord
Big fat royal bottom!
She’s behind me isn’t she.
In another timeline…the queen of England hobbles James Caan…and in another she takes a sit in a hot tub with Jack Nicholson.
I am not even going to try to figure out timezones.
"Alright then, I guess you guys are just going to make out like a couple of horny Replicants right in front of my lonely single existence. Soooo I'm just going to go make some breakfast with Mini Kaiser and Napoleon Bear. Say, how do you guys like your eggs? Over crazy? How about boiled in a beaker? Mmmm...sciency....NAPOLEON BEAR..NO..STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF THERE...BAD BEAR...Coo Coo....Cooo Coo"
Twitter: Blade Runner (1982) - You were made as well as we could make you.
Two Versions/One Thought: Theatrical Release & Final Cut.
Blade Runner (Theatrical Release/Netflix)
An 80s homage to the Film Noir Detective stories from the 40s and starring, one of my favorite action stars from any era, Harrison Ford. A slow, sometimes uncomfortable, SciFi "thrill" ride from Ridley Scott loosely based on the Phillip K Dick story "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep."
My first experience with Blade Runner was as bite sized chunks that I would catch while channel flipping TV on Saturday afternoons. My memories of this movie were mostly of the part with the half naked lady in the transparent rain coat getting blasted. Cause, half naked lady was half naked.
When I was in college I revisited Blade Runner on video tape and consumed the whole thing in one sitting. I remember the movie being a 3 hour epic with confusing themes and weird dialogue.
Fast forward 20 something years, I'm a lot older and a lot more sophisticated; I drink coffee and have adult conversations. I watch Blade Runner on Netflix and/or Blu-ray and can choose from 3 versions of the film. So I picked 2.
To my surprise the movie was just under 2 hours in length for all versions; Not the epic I had remembered. In the theatrical version I discovered the confusing themes were due to some poorly added voice over dialogue that muddled any vision Ridley Scott may have envisioned. In all versions, the weird dialogue was still weird but it was mostly contained to just the Replicants. Which could be explained away by saying the Replicants weren't quite human and to boot they are off worlders who have seen a lot of crap and could have a skewed perspective due those experiences. After all, these Replicants are seeking to question their makers.
Overall, this is a visually beautiful film in all of it's versions. It has managed to hold up to visual scrutiny 30+ years after it's creation. That is an amazing feat!
My final call, Blade Runner is and always has been a slow ride with beautiful visuals, some weird dialogue and keeps you wonder "what's your point Ridley Scott?"
Blade Runner (Final Cut/Blu-Ray)
Mostly the same with 100% less voice over narration by Harrison Ford and 30% more eye squashing by Rutger Hauer. You wouldn't think those 2 elements could make or break a movie. But it does.
The Final Cut version did not include the "Then she walked into my life ..." narration, which was a common theme found in some of the most memorable films from 40s detective noir era. In this case, the theme only serves to remove all the mystery from the characters and in the end makes for a much different and less interesting film.
This is the version you should watch!
One moment please while I render this company's tree logo on my green monochrome screen from 1982. Blzzz...Blzzz...Blzzz...would you also like me to print you out a hard copy on my Okidata Dot Matrix printer? Sir Run Run indeed.
Loving the music thus far.
Time to read the movie!
Not execution but called retirement. Remember that word. Retirement...it seems important. also, the word Replicant is in red. As in the blood letting. As in sacrifice. As in Lamb....as in I'm just implying Christ.
LA, November 2019
This place be burning some fossil fuels.
The Pyramid building
Ceiling fans, smoking, intense lighting...Yep...we got some Noir
I already had an IQ test this year...
SciFi face your creation across from a table.
Leon is a jerk...why would he flip a tortoise over onto it's back in the desert.
Hey...Leon shot first.
Koss Headphones...They still exist in 2019
So are we in China Town? or is LA now China Town? Or is this Japanese Town? Did we know the difference in 1982?
News papers in 2019
Voice Over! This is not only SciFi Film Noir..it's SciFi Detective Voice Over Noir!
I love gritty scifi tech.
Giant Japanese Lady Face selling me shit on the side of a building.
Flying cars...this movie is 72 percent flying cars.
It's always hot in Film Noir...so much sweating, smoking and fans.
In case you didn't understand the discrimination against Replicants...the word skin-job is offensive as the N word...cause Replicants are slaves.
I was quit when I came in here...and I'm twice as quit now.
Edward J. Almos just made an origami chicken...what is he saying...Deckard is a chicken?
The screening room.
Son. You got a panty on your head.
Roy Batty! He's cray cray...
Zhora...Off world kick-murder squad...what the hell is that!
A Pleasure model
Setup...emotional response is coming.
A 4 year lifespan. Nature will fine a way.
Why is Almos wearing a world war 2 flying ace helmet..always.
Hey!! you can see the sun from up here in my pyramid.
There is your 40s looking dame.
Deckard has a very black and white view on Replicants at this point.
What kind of glasses are those? Quad-Focals? If you were looking for a fashion statement you failed.
This movie is very much about the eyes...So far no one has glasses except for Tyrell...and he has some crazy ass glasses.
Cat-Skin wallet!! Don't mind if I do
She's a stone cold Replicant.
So...boiled dog....that's the last question...that's the deal breaker?
"How can it not know what it is..." There is a hint.
More human than to human.
That tub is nasty!
Almos is always creating little totems.
Atari! in 2019...sure...why not
Hey..where are you kids heading to on your bikes? Are you in a gang?
Hey!! It's our favorite...James Hong! Huh!
Don't pull on my durn tubes!!
You not come here...Illegal.
William Blake sorta quote.
I do eyes...just eyes.
Look at those cat whiskers James Hong
Why is Brion James putting eyes all over me...literally.
Did they kill Hong? Is that implied?
I'll tell you about my mother...she was gun...pew pew pew.
Future cars are all Pacers. Well the non flying kind anyway.
Voice controlled stuff is common in 2019
I notice there are no cell phones in the future..from 82
Memories and photos are important. They are what make us human?
...and a 100 baby spiders came out...and ate her..
Art - requires Intention and Interpretation.
Misdirection is important in creating a compelling story.
Just gonna cover myself up with some trash.
She's like every cat I have surprised.
Where are your brothers Daryl and Daryl?
Daryl Hannah's haircut is the scariest thing in this movie
"Plenty of room for everybody..."
I was wrong...JF's Kaiser and Napoleon Bear are way more scary.
You sure got a lot of photos for someone who is not a Replicant.
Enhancing Leon's photo is like seeing a dude's penis in the reflection of an item you are buying on Ebay.
Not fish! Snake Scale...head on over to Alibaba Town.
Taffey Lewis...All the time pal...
Public VidPhon's are grody
You ain't gonna get no proper lady down in your
Miss Salome! Worst stripper name ever...wait...did they just imply that people don't have sex anymore and Miss Salome was using the snake in an immoral way?
I love Harrison Fords nerdy government man impression. Little dirty holes!
Most animals are not real. We done really screwed up the environment.
Kick Murder Squad implies that these lady Replicants use kicking followed by the murdering.
I remember this was the first scene I ever saw from Blade Runner. I was flipping channels and Harrison Ford was shooting some lady running through glass windows...
Move on. Move on. Move on.
Painful to live in fear.
Nothing is more painful than having an itch you can never scratch. I've stubbed my pinky toe on the edge of a coffee table before...that is much worse.
Deckard is often comparing himself to Replicants. Misdirection to keep you wonder if he is a replicant...but really it's to make you ask...how similar are we really without beating you over the head with it.
Deckard...you ever take that test yourself?
Nope...passed out drunk.
Ahhh yeah...take down that hair you up tight Replicant!
Deckard dreams music...and unicorns.
That reach back when she walks away from Deckard..that is an awesome shot.
So passionate...do they show passion like this in movies anymore...or is it too close to abuse now? Is he going to punch her...or kiss her.
Japanese Richola Commericial
You look like an inverted skunk...and now the implied cray cray coo-coo clock.
What type of mouth gear does JF have on his Napoleon? Why does it have the shakes. JF...your Napoleon is begging you to kill it with it's eyes. Gurgle Gurlge...kill me please.
Daryl is 25! It's glandular
JF lives in a house of crazy
I like to boil eggs in a beaker...hope you like your eggs scienced!
Wow...that was offensive Rutger..."we so glad you found us"
I am in a serious state of decrepitude myself
Time to meet the creator.
Setting up the rules for why Replicants only live 4 years.
You were made as well as we could make you.
Rutger Howard will make out with anything! Kiss of death.
Excuse me while I crush your skull. Ohh...there was much more eye gauging in the Final Cut version.
Come back here JF...I got something to show you!
Ok...so Roy is killing the creators.
"Have a better one..." I need that on a shirt.
Pretty sure that is what's Tony Cox stripping Deckard's car. I wonder how many Ewoks were in this movie
Another flying blimp movie. The future is full of 'em
I want a laughing doll...that just laughs all day...
I thought Pris was the love doll...not part of the kick murder squad.
I genuinely felt afraid of Daryl Hannah in this movie...the flopping scene was just creepy as creep can be.
Replicants can jump through the walls!
Little man. That is the second time he has been referred to as the little man.
Ouch...breaking some durn fingers.
The hunter has become the hunted
He has on the war paint.
Now he is tapping into his primal rage...he is the wolf....
Flys...flys...everywhere. You are in a chicken coup Deckard...and the wolf is coming. That is what Gaff predicted you would be.
Roy is shutting down...no problem...a little tetanus will fix that.
You better get it up!! Run...
Why is Roy doing the counting poem? Six, Seven go to hell or heaven.
Roy wants Deckard to fight for his life. To live in fear...to understand what's it like for a Replicant?
That's what Roy and Leon both ask him.
Why did Roy get naked during the chase?
Fans and lights...it's the Noir way.
Rutger is so tan here...his white hair makes it even more so. In a world with no sun...he really looks other worldly.
The bells are tolling. Must be near the end..
....where the hell did you get that dove from Roy?
A slave lives in fear...so we are slaves to our creator because we fear death? only getting rid of fear are we no longer slaves? Probably reading too much into that.
...like tears in the rain...those moments will be lost...unless you take a photo! We Replicants love photos!
Let the dove go.
So..the nail was a sign that he was going to become a martyr
You've done a man's job sir!
Gaff left the Unicorn in the hall! How does he know what Deckard dreams? Is he a mutant. Can he see beyond...is Deckard full of Gaff's memories and Deckard is a Replicant?
We have lost our humanity and it has taken the Replicants sacrifice to show us how to have empathy again.