Film Sack

Hot Fuzz (2007) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, This week on Fuzz-sack It's no accident  the Bad Boys of film review chase down a group of hooded figures from The Actors’ Guild of Great Britain. In fact it was quite inevitable that we would get around to this satirical parody that features many classically Sackable films;  Bad Boys II, Lethal Weapon, Die Hard and Point Break. We've sacked them all...and now this... So sit back ...grab those biscuits that you lifted from the local grocer and prepare yourself for some paperwork that looks a hell of a lot more exciting than it actually is. Also, stealing biscuit is wrong. Yarb.   https://youtu.be/EpcRaeadsIM (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Suburban Commando (1991) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, Welcome to our little suburban crime ridden... and social justice warrior nightmare...of a neighborhood where you will find puppies in hot cars, unfair vending machines that steal your money, irresponsible car owners, delinquent kids and crazy shop owners who are easily spooked and are quick to broom waving and shouting nonsense. Hell, even our street performers are endangered. Yep it's Hard Times for our Late Night Mimes....can someone please think of the mimes! Yep, if I have learned anything from this movie...and I haven't...it's that sometimes you have to lose to win. Well I lost...where is my win? WHERE IS MY WIN SCOTT! WHERE! https://youtu.be/DevDlIU_JTI (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Full Metal Jacket (1987) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, Movie Sergeant Dunaway here, your Senior Sack Instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy mouth holes will be "Huh!" Do you basic grubs understand that? (Huh) Exactly. Also, I can't hear you. Sound off like you watched this weeks movie and enjoyed it. Johnson, your new name is Grossman. Cause you think stuff's gross. Good job. Ibbott, I'm gonna call you Boris ...cause you do a really funny Russian accent and also  because you are a little squirrelly. Like moose and squirrel. Say the thing! Jordan, you will now answer to  Dicks...because that one time you made me laugh when you said something about a bag of dicks. Now choke yourself. That's it....ahhhh yeah. Dicks, tell us about your job this week. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WuaDc5huQM   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, "Local South African dance choreographer and ass blaster impersonator Chance Naidoo here. Please step back white people. I am about to blow your collective minds as I light my ass on fire and rocket skyward as if....well... as if my ass were on fire. Be envious as I do those really sweet vertical leaps using only my crazy strong calf muscles...yes...just like in National Geographic. Uh oh. Things have gone horribly wrong! It appears instead of lighting the fuse to my home made phosphorus device... which I have stuck in my bum... I have mistakenly lit my penis on fire. Which I sometimes refer to as my "Graboid." Damn these authentic South African Tribal Dance Attire and their crotchless fashion sense." Said no South African ever. Always be running. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv4srphT6BQ (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, Dearest Del Toro. Please don't start weaving me a story about a one armed Elf King and not reveal what happened to that freaking arm! I mean, was he born that way? Did the humans take it to fill their empty heart holes? Did he lose it in a cookie baking competition up on Keebler hill? C'mon man, I need details! You can't just drop a bomb like "one armed elf" and run away laughing maniacally. Hold on...was that it...did he lose it in some mythical high school prank gone wrong. Perhaps he cooked that cherry-bomb too long before tossing it into the toilet? BTW, I heard that is how Randy lost 40% of his hearing in his right ear. Anywho, just need closure on that arm thing man. Yours Truly, Both Arms Brian   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITn8XQTsMmM   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago