INTRO
Oh hi,
I know as a priest and as a member of the gold man group here; I’m not really supposed to chit chat..however, does this body paint make me look fat? No? It’s all those cheeseburgers from the Burger Pharaoh? Well, that’s rather honest. Your Strength gives me strength i guess?
Hey…don’t poke me in the belly.. Look what’cha did. You smudged my belly paint. Come here. Come on….so we can rub belly’s together like a couple of pigs in the mud. ooooh yeah…this is inappropriate as hell.
UH oh, hi Mr. Pharaoh sir. Us…oh nothing just some priestly rituals you wouldn’t care about….uhh…what’s that now… Have we seen your Mistress? Um…no…but if you are so concerned about her where abouts you really should have put a ring on it. No…I have not heard of the Hom Dai. aaaah…gotcha. In that case..c’mon on in My Pharaoh sir and head back to the catuary behind that thin veil there.
Really starting to see why they don’t let us talk. Hom Dai indeed.
LINKS
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120616/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mummy_(1999_film)
The Mummy (1999) – Like reading from the Book of the Dead…Nooooo…Don’t read from the book! Watch the movie instead! It’s still Juicy.
SHOW NOTES
Is anybody else hot? I’m hot. and I think I got sand in my underwear. Wait…I’m not wearing any!
Somebody has a furry obsession. Look it’s a man with a wolf head…no it’s a cat with a man’s head…no wait…that guy is wearing a beak!
Egypt is always about the big brass and drums and the tiny little wood winds…
Thebes…City of the living…5 blocks (Dunes) down from Not So Thebes…city of the damned
Hey I run Seti on my computer! I ain’t found squat.
Imhotep…bubba..the Pharaoh’s high priest…sup…I’m a high priest…sup..and keeper of the dead…sup. Do these brownies taste high to you?
No man is allowed to touch the Pharaohs mistress…should o’ put a ring on it!
A lot of bald heads and booty in this movie Golden!
BUSTED!
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” …. “nothing…just petting this cat…oh wait…this is just a statue.” Has that cat been touching you?
Cheap ass rub on tattoos
Some people should not be painted in gold…like a group of middle aged white guys with bellies pretending to be Egyptian. Who are these guys anyways? They just hang out at Imhoteps place opening and closing doors and eating too much?
Priesthood is not good for the abs in Egypt.
Hamunaptra, city of the dead – 1290 BC and the Black Book of the dead
He’s gonna get the Hom-Dia
Ummm…why would you kill someone by Hom-Dia if it meant they could come back with such great power?
Modern Day 1923?
Magi…the Pharaoh’s Body Guards ….Why are they so much more pale than their ancestors?
“Your Strength gives me strength” This guy
Don’t you close that door Beni…Hold Door! Hold Door!
Sand Face Sinkhole!
Star Wars wipe
Actually…Modern day 3 years later. 1926
3 volumes of Seth! That is 3 too many!
Who sets up library shelfs in a dominoes layout?
Erick Avari is always in the desert
Hi Sis! Stupid spoiled rich kids.
It’s the map to the place of the dead!
Oops I burnt it! Lies!
He looks like George of the jungle.
Now we have to watch him strangle…
He cleans up nice.
She wants to bring her parents back with the book of the dead? More valuable than gold.
She is hung up on that kiss.
he is the map… I’m the map
The Magi are very flammable
Race to the treasure
“Guess who’s got all the horses!!?” -“Hey Beni! You’re on the wrong side of the river!!”
“500 cash bucks” bet
Ancient Egyptian Secret.
Awww…he got her a brush kit
I hate bugs…What do you mean bugs? I hate bugs
For the record….don’t put me down for mummification.
Bugs under the skin is always a horror show.
Pressurized salt acid to the face!
The Umbrella man. Always running with his umbrella.
Don’t make me blow us up with this dynamite
Librarians need adventure too.
Death will come on swift wings for whoever watches this movie.
Be sure to read the Egyptian curse in an ominous voice.
“This mummy is still juicy.”
That key opens everything!
The librarian is going to Library that book.
“Nooooo! You must not read from the book!”
The 10 plagues of Egypt.
oh c’mon Daphne. Get your glasses on.
Ha…he’s walking like the old school universal mummy
That is not how taking eyes and tongues work.
Also, if you are going to steal some eyes…best probably not to steal the eyes of a guy with poor vision.That is why he thinks the Librarian is his love.
I have the same reaction when my cat plays on my piano.
Thanks for the Plague Report. 100% Chance of plague locust and boils.
Like sands through a keyhole.
Why did his face decay when he kissed her? is she cursed? has seen been kissing her cats?
I like Winston. Ha uh ha ha
“Hey Winston. Peddle faster!”
Poor Winston. Died what he loved doing….
This movie has a lot of mummy smashing.
love the sound and music in this movie. So good.
Still trying to escape with his gold.