Star Trek: the Motion Picture

Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)  132 min Rated PG

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a 1979 American science fiction film released by Paramount Pictures. It is the first film based on Star Trek, and a sequel to the Star Trek television series. The film is set in the twenty-third century, when a mysterious and immensely powerful alien cloud called V’Ger approaches Earth, destroying everything in its path. Admiral James T. Kirk (William Shatner) assumes command of his previous starship—the recently refitted USS Enterprise—to lead it on a mission to save the planet and determine V’Ger’s origins.

Opener: Inner monologue…Captain William Deckard….stardate Thursday something something. “I just had the weirdest encounter with Rear Admiral James T. Kirk. He seemed quite agitated about a meeting has to attend before boarding the Enterprise. For the life of me I can’t think of what kind of meeting would only take 3 minutes….Man I gotta poop. End Transm….ooooooh…3 minute meeting…End Transmission.”

Twitter:  Star Trek: The Motion Picture like a big foreheaded alien. It just goes on forever…and is occasionally bumpy.

If you thought the TV series was awesome. You might want to hold off on this Space Jammie ride.

Like a space walk with no thrusters. You keep hoping you might hit something.

Like K

Space Jammies.

Wormhole effect!!

I’m tripping yo!

Stuff I Loved:

These Klingons do not look too smart

Is this some kind of slumber party? Why is everybody in their pajamas.

Music Beats to feel the moment.

Vulcan inappropriate face touching

A 3 minute meeting…that’s pretty fast kirk. Meeting in the future are super short

Random spacewalker…5 points Scotty! 5 points! Oh…he’s a Vulcan….10 points! (Star Trek: Deathrace Editions.)

Those shuttles are like the Pacer of the future.

This is nothing like the TV series so far.

5 minutes of Shanter making eye love to the Enterprise set to the philharmonic orchestra may be a bit much. For Pete’s sake…get a room already. Enterprise…I am in you.

Any number of aliens manifested by forehead modifications.

Does that computer ever shut up.

Open air personal elevators

I ain’t towing anything out with my bare hands.

Wait! Does this mean I get a pay cut? Admirable

Get out of my face Captain Hot Breath. I’m the captain. I’m the captain.

Star Fleet Boost your what now?

More than 2 people a century die from transporter accidents.

Can you see my junk in this onsie?

Sucks to be you Klingon ship

Did you spot the Andorian!

“I’m going to make it!! I’m not going to be dematerialized!! I’m…ahh shit.”

What kind of alien are you? Oh…you just have a really big forehead. How unfortunate.

She’s Delta. Aka…hot bald lady…who has sworn off the sex. Dick…Deckard? Your name is Dick Deckard?

McCoy looking hot with a beard. and angry

Lens flare!!

Subspace Communication.

Wormhole effect!!

I’m tripping yo!

I think you have dick envy captain

Everybody had to get a shave and a haircut for this movie…too bad that one lady misunderstood the memo.

“I will discuss fuel equations with the engineer.” NERD!

We have achieved rainbow warp

Full Mag Sir.

Let’s send it a friendship message….:) 🙂 🙂

12 power!

This movie should be called…let’s all guess what Kirk wants to do. Can he not share anything! Blind obedience

The security officer looks like he is going to do some sparring

She looks a little worried!

This is a movie of staring.

I think we duplicated the being exactly as she looked. what should we put on her…how about a slinky bath robe…perfect.

How stupid do you think this probe is if you think you have to keep referring to yourself as the carbon units. .

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