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The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000) – Filmsack Show Intro

INTRO

Oh hi,

…holy crap it’s time for yet another round of Theme Song Fact Check… where I will attempt to validate the facts of this weeks title song without singing along. God save us all. It’s this again.

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones

No thanks!

and yeah…i’m singing it!

They’re the modern Stone Age Family

I can’t do it! This is the 3rd time I have done this stupid routine in 2 months!

From the town of Bedrock

It’s a fictional town!

They’re a page right out of history

At no time did man and dinosaurs live together!

Alright! I’m skipping right to the end!

When you’re with the Flintstones

Hold on Scott  it’s almost over!

Have a yabba-dabba-doo time

Hey! When are we going to sack Scooby Doo? What we already did?!

A dabba-doo time

We’ll have a gay old time

That used to mean happy! and It still does….in Vegas!

Oh wow! i think I’m gonna be sick. Randy get me some Vitamins… No….not those!!!

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Speed Racer (2008) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

First Name Speed…Last Name Racer.

…and now it’s time for “What you talkin’ about Theme Song?”

Where I will do my best to present talking points and avoid singing along the way.

Here he comes,  Here comes Speed Racer.

Hey, thanks for the heads up song writer. That’s not ominous at all.

He’s a demon on wheels, He’s a demon and he’s gonna be chasin’ after someone.

Let’s break that down. A “Demon on wheels;” Well, that is a thing we say about people who are driven.

However, the second mention of demon is not qualified with any sort of type. Which leads me to believe that this song is implying that Speed Racer is an actual demon. Well that changes things.

Oh what did you do Papa Racer!?

He’s gainin’ on you so you better look alive.

Holy crap.  The “chasin’ someone” is now no longer in question. It’s “you” who the demon racer is chasing!

Oh man!

Also, there are rumors circulating that Speed Racer lures little kids and monkey’s with Candy into the trunk of his car!

You nothing but evil Speed Racer!

He’s busy revvin’ up a powerful Mach 5.
And when the odds are against him
And there’s dangerous work to do

You bet your life

Speed Racer, Will see it through.

A Life wager! Nope! Nuh uh! Nope!

Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer, Go!

 

Straight back to hell ya doe eye’d demon!

Randy, what movie did you watch?

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The Money Pit (1986) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

This week’s Film disaster tries to destroy my dream of owning a home with Tom Hanks, the last known decent human being in Hollywood and living bobble head.

So bring in your Mad Max wrecking crew and do your worst. Tom and I will find a way to survive an onslaught of Karmic like retribution brought on by the sins of the father.

let’s keep this brief, I have a chic waiting in the Jacuzzi and a turkey in a bucket.

Hey Randy, how long do you think it will take you to complete your intro?

Hasta La Vista

 

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The Whole Nine Yards (2000) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Man, all the ladies in this week’s filmsack movie are “smoking!”  am i right? High five guys! Seriously though, why are all the ladies in this movie smoking tobacco products? I have concerns.

Oh….and Amanda Peet…more like Amanda’s Teets! Yeah, Ibbott knows what I’m talking about. You paused that so many times that even Blockbuster couldn’t rewind it. Up top brother! What…c’mon! Don’t leave me hanging!

Well, can I at least get a shout out to inappropriate mentor/student relations? Bruce Willis…40s hooks up with Amanda Peet in her 20s using his influence as a hitman hero. Wow, That whole story line just touched me….inappropriately…and deserves to go to jail.

Overall, I give this movie two teets up.

My eyes are up here Randy.

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The Dukes Of Hazzard (2005) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

YeeeHaw and all that stuff y’all…and now it is time for some Theme Song Fact Checking,

I’ll try to read these lines with my fact checking voice…but I may break into song…no promises.

Alright, here we go….

“Just the good ol’ boys…”

Unproven….what we DO HAVE IS: a “Smartass” and a “Jackass” in an orange Dodge Charger

Next

“Never meanin’ no harm…”

Hmmm…Let’s see…more attempted cop killings than an Ice-T ditty. However, since you qualified it with a “never meanin…” I guess it’s NOT technically NOT true. sooo…

Next!

“Beats all you never saw…”

What?! No..What?! NEXT

“Been in trouble with the law…”

True

“Since the day they was born…”

I got to tell you, this whole story seems improbable…I don’t think we need to inspect the 2nd verse..

NEXT

Hey, Somebody get me the lyrics to the A-Team…I got some work to do.

 

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Meltdown (1995) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh,  hi-ya…! cause…Kung Fu…

Ok….From now on, errors will be treated with zero tolerance. As an example, I point to the sloppy execution of last week’s sacking, where one unsightly error nearly set off the trolls… You know what I’m referring to don’t you… Scott?

Yeah…I know It wasn’t you, Scott

Don’t worry… I know it was Wang.

Hmmm…nothing huh…No Risk, No Reward.

Wait..The Doctor is a Timelord! …that changes everything, changes nothing.