Dear Mr. Zissou (Zee-sue), my name is Brian and I'm 11 and a half years old.
Today my mom took me to see your latest documentary. As you can imagine, I have questions. Most are related to oceanic curiosity and others, well nipples.
I couldn't help but notice that you have nipples around the size of tic tac's while others in your crew have nipples up to and exceeding pepperonis. Why is this? Is there an evolutionary reasoning behind this phenomenon? Also, my mother requests that "The Harlette" put on a t-shirt. I assume she is talking about the guy maxing out to dinner plate size.
Well, I think that about covers my nipple questions. Now onto more Aquatic type queries.
Do fish have nipples? My mom says no. Her boyfriend says maybe.
Also, Possibly your son, Brian for now Zee-Sue
Sept 19th, 1983