Thinner (1996) : Filmsack – Notes

Thinner (1996)

Intro:

Oh hey!

When I heard we were doing another Stephen King movie for Filmsack I got pretty excited!

Needless to say I was in a hurry to get home Friday.

So  I stopped by 7-Eleven and picked up some Chicken tenders and grabbed a couple of scratchers.

Then on the way out the door I pulled out a quarter and started scratching!

That’s when I  accidentally bumped into an old Gypsy woman.

She said  for a quarter she could tell me my fortune and pull up her skirt.

I said “I’ll take the fortune grandma, but I’m not interested in seeing your man cave.”

So she snatched my quarter and grabbed me by my skroat & whispered

…”Winner Winner, Chicken Thinner.” …

I was all like! “Holy crap! How did you know that?”

She leaned in real close and whispered “I follow you on twitter white man from internet.”

Turns out she was just a bag lady with broadband.

Links:

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117894/

WIKIPEDIA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thinner_(film)

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC5RtQL6clc

JUSTWATCH: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/thinner

Twitter:

Thinner (1996) – Like Stephen King poking your mook eyes out & shoving a chicken down down your gullet. Hey is that Reddi-Whip?

Notes:

I feel fat

old cars and Stephen King

caravan of gypsy

I would take Maxx Doogenfield out

tappy tappy court reporter…

Now that she has gone through the change…everything is bea-au-tiful

Eating spaghetti on a boat! Then a bag of chips on the way back to the office..then a jog up the stairs.

Gypsy Fair!

Didn’t your prick ever escape the 6th grade…

A quarter to pull up Kari Whur skirt

The judge thinks Kari Whur is going to give the football team the clap.

Fat guy skinny wife

Digging my grave with a spoon and fork.

Stephen King looks like a pharmacist.

Every time a fat man gets a blow job a gypsy dies.

This Stephen King cameo is more than just a cameo…he’s starring in the damn movie.

The skid marks of Billy were analyzed…it would appear the poop stains were on point.

Sir…thinner…

Billy I don’t think Richard Simmons gives a shit about your call.

See your balls without looking at a mirror.

That old gyp.

What did the gypsy say when he touched the judge… “gross spot”

Every kid loves to hear their dad masticate.

Lynda turned into little orphan annie

Dr. Mikey is a moron.

lizard! evolution in reverse!

you and your family shouldn’t be driving.

What curse did the sheriff get?

Hey Biff…do you take Travelers Checks.

How hard is it to find traveling Gypsys

Those gypsies are all in…made dolls and everything.

What kind of gypsy slingshot is that anyways.

that scene was getting weird…makes sense it was a dream.

Drove his Lincoln into a gas truck. He always wanted to be cremated.

You ever lose weight quickly…that skin be hanging.

She called you “White man from town.” That the best you got?

Why wasn’t you watching…white man from town.

Are Gypsies not white man?

Gypsy Justice

ouch…that is some pretty bad body gore.

What kind of pills does that “almost” doctor have.

Ok..Frank Spurton…you seem like a smart man

The ole…pluck your eyes out and stuff a chicken in your mouth…

He was my mook

Gypsies be packing heat. But can’t drive for shit

The ole…tape up your mouth and pretend like you are the bad guy.

Special agent Stoner.

Gypsy Whurer is an easy mark.

“Acid Bitch”…j/k Soda pop and Baking soda.

How can you smell anything with that thing on your nose.

That is not a good pie…I do not want that pie.

I would instantly offer the curse pie to the old gyp.

Die Clean…White man from town.

Bubbly Blood Pie…Bubbly bubbly

grote…don’t kiss her…

Dumbass…you killed your daughter

Mmmm…deadberry pie

mmm…breakfast pie…White doctor from town…

Commital inabsentia

Like weighing yourself with a box of nilla wafers