Listen, here's the thing.
If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour of this movie, then you are the sucker.
Guys around here'll tell ya... you "sack" for a living. But It's like any other content creation endeavor. You can't sack for a living. You grind it out. Like toothpaste after your significant other squeezes from the top of the tube. WHY!
Also, here are some things I've heard from my day to day life as a podcaster.
"If it don't hurt. Slam it in the car door." - Mike "The Italian Ice" Rodriguez.
"Sucking on a fountain straw like that will get you face punched dude." - Drunk Guy on 5th
"Winners floss." - Tommy The Tooth
Gawd, how boring is something when you have nothing better to do than sit around quoting assholes and making up names for shit. Don't splash the pot!