INTROOh hi, ...holy crap it's time for yet another round of Theme Song Fact Check... where I will attempt to validate the facts of this weeks title song without singing along. God save us all. It's this again.
Flintstones, meet the FlintstonesNo thanks! and yeah...i'm singing it!
They're the modern Stone Age FamilyI can't do it! This is the 3rd time I have done this stupid routine in 2 months!
From the town of BedrockIt's a fictional town!
They're a page right out of historyAt no time did man and dinosaurs live together! Alright! I'm skipping right to the end!
When you're with the FlintstonesHold on Scott it's almost over!
Have a yabba-dabba-doo timeHey! When are we going to sack Scooby Doo? What we already did?!
A dabba-doo time We'll have a gay old timeThat used to mean happy! and It still does....in Vegas! Oh wow! i think I'm gonna be sick. Randy get me some Vitamins... No....not those!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KwgJm-6094 (more…)
INTROOh hi, Man, all the ladies in this week's filmsack movie are "smoking!" am i right? High five guys! Seriously though, why are all the ladies in this movie smoking tobacco products? I have concerns. Oh....and Amanda Peet...more like Amanda's Teets! Yeah, Ibbott knows what I'm talking about. You paused that so many times that even Blockbuster couldn't rewind it. Up top brother! What...c'mon! Don't leave me hanging! Well, can I at least get a shout out to inappropriate mentor/student relations? Bruce Willis...40s hooks up with Amanda Peet in her 20s using his influence as a hitman hero. Wow, That whole story line just touched me....inappropriately...and deserves to go to jail. Overall, I give this movie two teets up. My eyes are up here Randy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nNXq0ygF4Q (more…)
INTROOh, hi meow. Midnight talent agency how may I claw your eyes out today? Purr Purr. Oh my yes, Mrs. Berry would love to be in your movie. Meow Meow What's that? What are her qualifications? Meow Meow. Well she has 10's of minutes of experience with cats. Meow. I would even go so far as to say she is a sort of cat-spert. Meow. Why I saw her just this morning looking at cat pics on the internet. Meow. It's Caturday after all...Meow Meow. Excellent I'll let her know. and yes we do accept payment in the form of cans of tuna. Purr Purr. What's that? Sharon Stone is also casted. Hiss. Well then we are going to need some extra cans of tuna and a scratching post in Mrs. Berry's dressing room. but no need for a shower in her trailer. She is going to mouth bathe herself after eating 8 cans of tuna on her bed. So sexy. Meow Meow Alright, I got to go lick my butt for 2 hours. Talk to you later meow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa3pw406-Ro (more…)