Midnight talent agency how may I claw your eyes out today? Purr Purr.
Oh my yes, Mrs. Berry would love to be in your movie. Meow Meow
What’s that? What are her qualifications? Meow Meow.
Well she has 10’s of minutes of experience with cats. Meow. I would even go so far as to say she is a sort of cat-spert. Meow. Why I saw her just this morning looking at cat pics on the internet. Meow. It’s Caturday after all…Meow Meow.
Excellent I’ll let her know. and yes we do accept payment in the form of cans of tuna. Purr Purr.
What’s that? Sharon Stone is also casted. Hiss. Well then we are going to need some extra cans of tuna and a scratching post in Mrs. Berry’s dressing room. but no need for a shower in her trailer. She is going to mouth bathe herself after eating 8 cans of tuna on her bed. So sexy. Meow Meow
Alright, I got to go lick my butt for 2 hours. Talk to you later meow.
ummm hi, yes…My name is Brian but my friends call me the Reluctant Rhyme Slayer. Well, they never called me that before tonight…but on the drive over I heard it a lot. I guess I should have probably known something was up. Hey, thanks for signing me up for this guys and oh…by the way…nothing like Karaoke.
alright…so..I guess…umm…can I get a beat? Thanks. Ah yeah…that’s dope. Yo….MTV Raps
Oh before I start I would just like to thank my opponent here for going first and for his many honest words. While they were very hurtful…. I feel like I have a great opportunity to take those observations and make some real changes in my life. First thing Monday I’m going on a diet and getting some clothes that fit.
Also, can I just say you really took that “spitting rhymes” thing to heart. I mean I’ve never been that close to an actual rap and I was not aware how much saliva was involved. Look at me…I’m dripping over here.
Alright, so let’s get this over with…what’s that? Times up? Oh Thank God.
Although Star Fox 2 was complete, Nintendo cancelled the 1996 release due to the impending launch of the Nintendo 64, the desire to use the most advanced system available for a new Star Fox game, and competition changing expectations of 3D games. Though it was unreleased, various prototype ROM images have leaked online.
Recently I received my SNES Classic!
Totally stoked to play the never released Star Fox 2
Oh Look at this shit. I have to complete Stage 1 of Starfox 1 to unlock Star Fox 2. There better be a damn good reason.
Memories of StarFox 1. It was all at once…amazing and hard to look at. All those polygons! I preferred the wireframe of look of Star Wars Arcade Game (1983) Plus it didn’t have all this gibberish…you had a real language.
But I have to admit. I really dug the music and sound effects…and ok…if I had to admit. I would say I love giant girder carrying robots.
and my wingmen were pretty fun to watch…Ribbit. I’ve been hit!!
and right in the middle of all the nerble nerble talk was an “incoming enemy”
But man, the anti alias was so bad.
Gawd I hate the first boss on the planet. It makes you realize just how hard it is to tell where your pew pews are going and god forbid you wanted to count how many times you actually hit the target before the shape ship started losing shapes.
Damn photon torpedoes.
Do a barrel roll!
The fail music kills your soul.
Slippy, Falco or Peppy?
Got so caught up in StarFox 1 I didn’t quit until after I was destroyed on Stage 2.
FINALLY! Now I get to play StarFox 2
Loot Box style! Open my Star Farx gift nintenderp!
Polygon Space Dragon!!
We got new characters! A puppy! and a lady fox!
Oh…what’s this! Instead of mission lines I have some kind of map..a real time map?
Ohh…an overall gameplan! Real time dangers I have to attack on based on proximity and threat…oh geez. This is going to take strategy! But I’m only a space fox!
Andross is back. The Fiend!
We got a couple of planets they are taking.
Got to keep the baddies off Cornelies!
Miyu (fox? lynx) and Fay (white dog )
Dual barrel ship. We each get our own tube!
Oh shit. I lost Star Fox right away.
Great…now I can quit back or keep on playing as Peppy the Frog. (My WingMan)
Dem rockets is fast
Why did I choose HARD!
Dem rockets is phallical shaped
Oh…my favorite is attacking the battleships!
While I am doing that. The Satellite is overrun. So it’s a never ending process of recapturing shit.
Time to destroy this battleship from the inside…like a proper ship does.
Oh look. I turn into a mech! Side Walk. Side Walk. Side Walk.
That actually wasn’t that hard.
Either I got better as Peppy or playing as a Wingman is easier.
Gah! 25% damage to the planet!
This is kind of hard. Kind of not so hard.
I like it. I have already forgotten all about StarFox 1.
Too bad the N64 came along and destroyed the chances for this game.
So time doesn’t stop when you enter a match but it does slow down for the greater game…on the map.
General Pepper is even spicier in the sequel. I don’t know if that is really true…but it’s a great byline.
dang Star Wolf mercenary team..Traitors!
It’s Peppy Hare.
According to Cuthbert, some programming elements made for the game, such as the camera programs, were reused for the development of Super Mario 64. Miyamoto estimated that 30% of Star Fox 64 came from Star Fox 2, citing ideas such as the all-range mode, multiplayer mode, and Star Wolf scenarios. Several concepts were reused in Star Fox Command, including the map screen and multiple playable characters with their own fighters and statistics. Some of its other gameplay mechanics, such as the walker mode for the Arwings, are used in Star Fox Zero (2016).
Mortal Kombat is an ancient tournament where the Earth Realm warriors battle against the forces of Outworld. Liu Kang and a few chosen fighters fought and defeated the powerful sorcerer Shang Tsung, their victory would preserve the peace on Earth for one more generation.
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is a 1997 American martial arts action film directed by John R. Leonetti. Based on the Mortal Kombat series of fighting games, the film is the sequel to 1995’s Mortal Kombat . It stars Robin Shou, Talisa Soto, Brian Thompson, Sandra Hess, Irina Pantaeva and James Remar.
MK: Annihilation (1997) – Like a really BAD interpretation of a really FUN video game. No wait…it’s not LIKE that…it IS that. Finish Me.
So far so good. Mortal Kombat Song…Good. Mortal Kombat Logo. good. 1st Film recap…good.
Bunch of monks in front of a green screen….not the worst thing that has ever happened.
Not sure if special effects bad…or trying to use stylized recreation of Mortal Kombat.
Mother has a dead tooth.
I have the power Khan.
This is Saturday morning TV Bad.
This is dumb as dirt…but is a pretty good representation of the video game.
“You hide behind a human?”
This is another one of them “The actors trusted that the scene they were filming was going to look good.”
You killed Cage! Ahhh hell nah! Pretty sure we are going to see a Zombie Cage.
Wonder if Khan failed out of Chiropractor School?
Mother is resurrected…that gives us hope for Luke Cage.
The Elder Gods do not know.
6 Days before Annihilation.
Rayden has no powers in out world.
We are the only hope and we must act as a team. So we got to get past our differences.
Did we mention the team thing?
We have harnessed the hot air to travel in our speed balls….
That is some Quake sounding electricity
I have no use for excuse!
We don’t walk…we flip or slide in Netherworld.
Oh wow…he knows our weakness. Do not underestimate the power of the human spirit! I got one of them!
The whole effects budget was spent on Katana’s Fan Blades…as it should be.
Sub Zero Wins!
That sure seems like a lot of effort to make a snow bridge when everybody has long jump skills.
Subzero and Scorpion is my favorite dynamic of all the characters…which ain’t saying much…but there it is.
Everybody knows Scorpion has the teleporting skill. You truly are a sucker if you didn’t see that coming.
Do we still say “Yeah. That is what I am talking about?”
Sonya Blade…crop top and shorts…great uniform
Why do droids need dreds? Dreds for Droids?
Jaxx has a lot of questions and answers about the word “What”
is Sonya a chemist?
Ahh…the old self destruct upon death sequence.
Got to give it to Sonya and Jaxx for actually jumping away from an explosion.
ha! 2nd tier boss repeats 1st tier boss “no mercy” phrase.
Hey…2nd tier boss…you are dispensing judgment that you were dismissed from.
What is my Animality?
Look here apache warrior (Night Wolf) ….I don’t need you. ok…I need you.
Dream state! Time for the drugs.
Should have taken the slow way..probably involved a peace pipe and smoking instead of the back of an axe.
Is he Reptilian? spoiler!
Hi Jade. Perhaps you should keep that animal skin on…it’s snowing out here. Now let’s get it on!
Jade…a woman scorned.
Should have taken the slow way.
I am a bit of a Asian Martial Arts snob. I only enjoy watching Asians fight in the martial arts.
Thank you for the spit fluid. By the way…I would way prefer spit from a mouthful of water over a mucus filled snot spit.
Who’s Johnny? Jaxx say…he ask in that special way…Who Johnny, Jaxx say.
Sai Cam! Hey! You ain’t Katana!
ha! Now we are mud wrestling? Aight. But I do kind of enjoy the tire break remix song.
You released my dragon!
As always…you are granted 3 questions with the gods. Followed up by 2 questions of our own.
Jaxx likes Jades legs.
Rayden thinks Jaxx is sexy as well.
What an annoying power…screaming to destory.
These bad guys laugh too much.
It’s a trap.
Bad guys who want others to bow at his feet.
I always enjoyed Baraka in the game…here…he looks like a troll.
Sheeva and Motaro were kind of disappointing in this movie.
Yo, Forget your gods.
Your dad is an elder god?
Sha-Khan is my brother!
No matter how stupid this movie gets….I still get excited when I hear them say something from the game…like “Finish Him”
Something to fight for!
Do they ever answer why they keep letting the good guys live? What we the benefit of letting them live?
This movie is a family affair. Mother’s against mother. Brother against Brother. Brother against Centaur.
If you are going to build a team. you have to have conflict between the characters in the team. Johnny Cage was good at that. But they killed him in the first 5 minutes. The same reason TMNT are always at odds. Because when they finally cast off conflict they are able to win.
haha…what the hell is Liu Kang?
This is perhaps the worstest CG in a movie from it’s time period
Shao-Kahn is portrayed as a buffoon through most of the movie. Not much of a finale.
Like folding up a god. it’s weird.
High Five Jax!
Fire and Water have restored Rayden? That’s 2 elements.
Oh no. It’s happening. it’s happening. it’s The Sackening!
oh hi, The little man who lives in my butt is back. He’s telling me about this week’s movie. Oh….By the way, I’ve never watched a FilmSack movie in my life. I just say what my butt goblin Toby tells me.
What’s that Toby? Ok, I’ll tell them:
He says: Poor old Head Chef Scatman was just trying to enjoy some well deserved rest in his bachelor pad down in Miami. Then that white boy invaded his headspace with his “Shining.”
And, what does Scatman do? (hehe…Scatman Doo)…
Scatman do hop a plane, take a cab, rent a Snow Cat, brave a Blizzard and wander the halls of the Overlook hotel. His reward? An axe wound to the chest.
Scatman should have stayed in bed… maybe spent a little more time starring at his sweet foxxy mama posters. Ahhh yeah…that is some sweet chocolate candy there.
Thank you Toby for your insight.
Wow, It’s almost like I pulled that intro out of my butt!
Directed by Stanley Kubrick. With Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd, Scatman Crothers. A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where an evil and spiritual presence influences the father into violence, while his psychic son sees horrific forebodings from the past and of the future.
The family arrives at the hotel on closing day and is given a tour. The chef, Dick Hallorann, surprises Danny by telepathically offering him ice cream. Dick explains to Danny that he and his grandmother shared this telepathic ability, which he calls “shining”.
The Shining (1980) – Like shoving popcorn down your pants. You’ll be thinking about it for decades. I could really use some floss.
like (event = experience)
a tiny bathroom window.
Freezing in a maze
writing a novel with the same phrase over and over for a month
sucking face with a dead woman
trading your soul for a beer
getting locked in a food pantry
getting hit in the head by your wife
always being the caretaker.
2 and a half hours long
What is that out in the water! and island…what is going to happen!
Nice long shot.
Flying my copter over a tiny yellow foreign car in some beautiful landsca.!!!! WHAT THE DUCK IS THAT! IT’S STANLEY KUBRICK in giant blue font!
Interesting opening scene…lens flare! Not photoshop!
This music is music to freak out by.
So if you didn’t get it…we are waaaay in the mountains
Trip in 3.5 hours.
Want some coffee? Why you looking at Suzy…Suzy aint’ getting the coffee!
The Catcher In The Rye…eating white bread.
I dig that kids Bug Bunny shirt.
Tony is a freak! and a bit of a kids stinky finger.
Jack was formely a school teacher…now I am a writer! “I’m looking for a change.”
May 15-Oct 30th The Season
25 mile stretch of road.
Built in 1907…no interest in Winter sports. Early 80s…we wanted to ski!
From Denver…3.5 hours away.
The Tragedy of Winter of 1970 – Charles Grady..Wife and 2 little girls…8 and 10…Ran Amuck…killed his family with an axe. Stacked them neatly in the west wing and put both barrels of a shotgun in his mouth…the old timers called it cabin fever.
I hope you can appreciate…that I felt like I needed to tell you that.
Wife is a ghost story and horror film addict
Tony is clairvoyant…Tony don’t want to tell you why you don’t want to go to the hotel.
Smelled anything funny or saw flashing bright lights while brushing your teeth?
Tony is a little boy who lives in my mouth.
Where doe Tony hide? In your stomach?
I don’t want to talk about Tony anymore!
Their house sure is white….like renters white.
Book “The Wish Child”
Germany, 1939. Two children watch as their parents become immersed in the puzzling mechanisms of power. Siggi lives in the affluent ignorance of middle-class Berlin, her father a censor who excises prohibited words (‘promise’, ‘love’, ‘mercy’). Erich is an only child living a lush rural life, aware that he is shadowed by strange, unanswered questions.
3 months in Denver.
Flick that ash!
A history of violence…drunk dad…injured Danny’s arm.
Drunk Dad is now sober…5 months
hehe…the Donner Party…nom.
see…It’s ok…he saw it on the television.
Turtleneck and Sports Jacket…don’t mind if I do.
Everything Shelley Duvall always sounds sarcastic when she is impressed
The Overlook started in 1907 finished 1909 built on a indian burial ground
Pink and Gold are my favorite colors! Shelley
Remove the booze! When we leave!
Dick is the head chef…and ohhh that is just great.
Suzy gets coffee and retrieves your kids when they get lost.
Are you a Winnie or a Fred? Nope…Wendy!
You like Ham Doc? My name is Danny..
Dick is about to tell Doc about The Shinning
Grandma had The Shining…I got the Shining…and you got the shinning too Danny.
Tony puts me to sleep…and tells me stuff…but when I wake up I can’t remember it all.
Places are people…Some shine…some don’t…the overlook shines.
Bad things that are happening are like burnt toast.
Some people who shine can see things from way back
You are scared of Room 237…No I ain’t
Stay out of 237
“A Month Later”
We got this whole hotel. I’m going to make use of the food cart!
That thing makes a horrible noise on the hardwood floors…then carpet…then floor…then carpet…DANNY! I bet that was tough following him around with a camera.
A month in and he is still getting breakfast in bed…that shit would have ended the first week.
Scott is grossed out by dipping bacon in runny yolks.
“You did real good keeping the place straight…but who the hell put all them ball marks on the wall? and what the hell…on the ceiling!”
The Overlook Maze sure has a lot of lights?
What would you do if you have a gigantic hotel to roam?
I would sleep in a different room every night and never make up the bed.
He is the master of puppets looking over the maze…cool transition from model to overhead shot.
“Tuesday” – Bonk!
talking about 1968 shooting…missing lady with her husband…fore shading?
No room 237…no!
This kid is a great actor…or perhaps Kubrick is a great director…or maybe both.
You can just feel Shelley Duvall coming to wreck is day with her bubbli-ness.
Shelley Duvall telling me not to be grouchy would make me grouchy.
You are distracting me!
“Thursday” – No fanfare
The Tea Kettle noise indicates the shining in Danny and his father’s case.
“Saturday” – The shining bleeds in.
The Shining…brought to you by 7up
Over…Over…this conversation is dumb…over.
Danny…come play with us…forever and ever…also, this is the wing that has the really shitty wallpaper.
It’s just like Peaches in the book?
“Monday” no fanfare
What is Danny & his mom watching in the lobby? It’s a lot of coffee talk….I mean a lot of coffee talk. Right before lunch…but dad is still sleeping and Danny wants his fire truck! Don’t…wake…Daddy…now that is scary..
Oh hi dad! It looks like you are awake!
The worst…the abusive dad…who shows you some attention…
Echo’s of the twins…I wish we could stay here forever and ever…
Danny is asking the hard questions. “You wouldn’t hurt me and mommy would you?”
“Wendnesday” cymbals crash
Pink and blue and green was a popular color for toys in Danny’s collection.
Danny has an Apollo sweater on…crocheted…did his mom knit that? Is he going to the moon?
Who da hell opened 237!!
So Dad has just become totally useless now…so mom has to go do all the work in the dirty overalls.
Jack Torrance is having day terrors!
Grote…Jack had some slobbering going on.
Damnit Wendy! I told you not to come in here when I am screaming!
Most horrible dream he has ever had.
Wendy’s comfort is even unbearable
Dreaming of killing your family…and chopping them up…might want to keep that to yourself.
Wendy is surrounded by crazy.
Danny is sucking his thumb and has neck abrasions.
What? I did’t do nuffin.
The walk of crazy…slashing in the air…
The bartender who is not there…or a ghost…how about a robot? Passengers?
uh oh…he sold his soul right there at the bar….would give his soul for a glass of beer. Lloyd…
2 20s in his pocket. Nope
White Man’s Burden.
He said 5 miserable months on the wagon…but that doesn’t jive if he was at 5 months at closing according to Wendy. It’s been at least a month or more at the hotel.
Jack still maintains he would never hurt Danny…and is convinced that Wendy will never forgive him. But he can’t forgive himself. 3 years ago….after Danny threw his papers all over the floor.
Jack goes to sleep like Danny when he talks to Lloyd.
Wendy saw a lady try to strangle Danny.
Channel 10 in Miami…and some Chef feet. Maybe gross for Scott?
Chef has a luxurious lady with a boufant hairdo over the TV and another one over his bed. Yeah he is single. Meanwhile back in Colorado…bad weather…
Halloran is having a moment in room 237 thanks to Danny’s call out powers…more drool
Those Chicago people who came in and decorated have horrible taste in colors
or is that just room 237
Naked lady in the tub! Hot damn says Jack! Man she is tall. Pretty tame bush for early 80s
Slow motion naked lady is just what Jack ordered.
That bathroom has no toilet paper.
Would you let a fairly attractive naked lady touch you and kiss you in a bathroom.
I thought those sores were tattoos at first.
That old lady has been doing some lady ‘scaping down there.
How many numbers you going to dial Scatman?
Wendy snorts when she cries
Ahh come on Jack…you don’t want to tell your wife about making out with the old lady shape shifter?
So is the lady is 237 the crazy man’s wife? She looks too old for that. Is she another lady?
Maybe Danny did it to himself? yeah..that’s it!
Danny is silent screaming.
Shoveling out Driveways…Working at the carwash…are those his only other qualifications?
Damnit Wendy….you screw up everything.
He is tearing through the kitchen…you think Scatman is going to clean that up? Hell nah.
Navajo artwork on the walls and ballons in the halls
I’m the chef at the Overlook Hotel…and I need to talk to the Hotel! He did bring it around to relevance by saying his worry was about them starving to death…LIKE THE DONNOR PARTY!
We are implying a party during the 20s…they heyday of the hotel perhaps?
Hair of the dog that bit me…Burbon on the rocks.
No charge? My money is no good eh? Orders from the house, huh?
Who is buying my drinks Lloyd? Who’s the puppet master? Doesn’t matter yet Jack.
What was the waiter serving? Advocaat? It stains…is it made of jizz? cause I just wiped mine off on you Jeeves.
Red bathroom is red.
Delbert Grady was the first caretaker at the Overlook under Ullman’s management, in the winter of 1970-71. Like Jack, he was an alcoholic. Also like Jack, he tries to murder his family – a wife and two young daughters. Unlike Jack, he succeeds.
I know who you are Mr. Grady
This is my house Jack!
There is about to be a Caretaker Battle in the Red Room
Jack has always been the caretaker according to 20s Grady.
Grady reveals Danny is trying to bring in the chef…and they said the N word 3 times in a row! That in a bathroom…that is sure to summon Candyman.
Grady reveals that Danny has a great talent.
Danny is a very willful boy.
Jack blames Wendy for interfering with his will.
One of Grady’s kids tried to burn down something…then Grady “corrected” them.
Who really unlocked the door? Was it Danny/Tony since Danny was in a trance at the time? Or was it the spirit of Grady?
Mirroring is prominent in this movie…from Redrum (murder) to shots in mirrors..to Danny mirroring his father?
You would think they would take all the axes with them during Winter break
Damn tiny bathroom windows….give me a full window please!
What Kubrick had to say on The Shining: http://www.visual-memory.co.uk/amk/doc/interview.ts.html
Dick was on his bed minding his own business in Miami…watching TV and being turned on by his 70s wall hangings of foxxy ladies. When he gets a person to person head call from the white kid in the cold snowy mountain. He then places a call to the mountain Rangers. Hops a plane. Rents a car. Calls in a favor to get a snow cat. Braves a blizzard. Walks the halls of a huge hotel. Takes an axe to the chest. Dies. Should have stayed in bed.
Theory: Danny transfers his conscience into Dick and rides his body all the way back to the hotel. When Danny contacts Dick; Tony occupies Danny’s body until Dick arrives at the hotel and is axed. At which time Jack starts calling for Danny and he takes off.