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Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, Dearest Del Toro. Please don't start weaving me a story about a one armed Elf King and not reveal what happened to that freaking arm! I mean, was he born that way? Did the humans take it to fill their empty heart holes? Did he lose it in a cookie baking competition up on Keebler hill? C'mon man, I need details! You can't just drop a bomb like "one armed elf" and run away laughing maniacally. Hold on...was that it...did he lose it in some mythical high school prank gone wrong. Perhaps he cooked that cherry-bomb too long before tossing it into the toilet? BTW, I heard that is how Randy lost 40% of his hearing in his right ear. Anywho, just need closure on that arm thing man. Yours Truly, Both Arms Brian   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITn8XQTsMmM   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Heat (1995) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, How you doing? What do you say I buy you guys a cup of coffee. Perhaps talk about our careers and poor life choices? What's that Randy? Additionally you want a slice of pie? and instead of black coffee you want a  Cappuccino? Yeah...that's not going to happen. Now drink your cold nasty drip coffee swill and shudd'up. Huh Scott? A guy once told you "don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat... if you feel the heat around the corner." Well...I believe they call that podfading Scott and I was the guy! What Ibbott?! Something about a woman's ass... Alright, I think we're done here. Who's got the check? No I don't have facebook messenger. Split bill pay...it's 1995 ya goon all I got is this here beeper that ruins marriages. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6D5VK53ILM   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, What? This scratch? It's from Lethal Weapon 3. But that's nothing. We haven't even started with the pain of doing Filmsack for over 10 years! Take a look at this!  A knife you ask? nope. A Glaive. Some guy mistook my head for a cave that looks like a vagina. Natural mistake. ohhh... Be gentle with me. and this? it's freezer burn from a run in with a couple of Ice Pirates. Feel that texture. I almost ended in thirst! that one...same thing but over on Third and Highlander. But to be honest I don't like to talk about both since there can only be one. Oh...that....yeah...now that one WAS a knife. yep, I got into a knife sizing competition with Crocodile Dundee and there was an accident and the knife ended up in my eye. I was seeing Blood Bubbles for a week. It was disgusting. Blood Bubbles. Hey Word Scott.... Word Randy. Word Ibbott. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7toOL8_zG4   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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The Ice Pirates (1984) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, Yes this is 12 year old me calling from 1984 I just wanted to tell the older more experienced me in 2018....do not crap on my favorite things. You just keep your big mouth shut old man...and who are these people you are hanging out with in the future anyway...and where are my best friends Chuck and Amy...we said we would be friends forever and watch The Ice Pirates every day and play D&D every Friday night and drink Jolt Cola until we puked and then do it all over again! Whatever, I don't have time for this...The Ice Pirates is starting and we just got something called a "microwave" and I hear it is going to change how we make popcorn forever. May all you haters end in thirst. Power to the people.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCwXUkogDGA   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Night of the Living Dead (1968) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, Psst...Ben...over here...it's me...your pal Harry...Listen..dying here on the cellar floor has got me thinking about what's important in life and our roles in society. It's like the universe is trying to tell us something man. I mean, the dead are coming back to life and You, a black man, shooting me, a bald white man named Harry...irony... and my ghoul of a child eating my flesh.... and then there is my wife...she's been on me all day like some kind dingle berry caught in my ass hair. Oh I'm "Harry" down there let me tell ya... in a very non ironic way...I wanna see Morissette sing about that, don't ya think. Anywho, what was I babbling on about?  oh yeah...I just can't die and come back to life and eat your flesh without telling you something first. cough cough...I just want you to know...clear throat...I told ya so. CELLAR FOR THE WIN. You're in my house now bitch. "Let's stay upstairs...board up the windows and doors...blah blah blah..." How is that working out for ya Ben. Ghoulie Attack! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uSWaUyrsgc (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Queen of the Damned (2002) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, Look, I'm just going to vamp out loud for a minute...vamp out loud...vamp'ing... alright, let's see If I can understand this film..warning. I'm gonna use some air quotes. "Eternal Vampire Teen;" LeStat is awakened from his "Sad Nap" when the suburban kids next door start a nu-metal band to piss off their parents. LeStat "tries out" for the band and lands "lead vocals." Ow. Finger cramps. LeStat finds some success as a rocker and "Taylor Swifts" (ow) his Vampire Family. (Now that's a shaming!) Meanwhile, "Grown ass" teenager, Jesse rebels against her strict orthodox parents by pursuing Bad Boy LeStat after she reads LeStat's personal diary outlining his failures in love including a cringe worthy moment with his Egyptian Grandma and his subsequent loneliness. Jesse is all like... "I'm lonely too! You get me LeStat! Let's run away together and live happily ever after!" At this point I took my own "Sad Nap" and when I woke up Great Great Grandma Vampire was turning to dust which is what happens when you sleep with your Grandkids. So I thought the movie was over...but apparently, LeStat still had to confront his girlfriend's father figure to confess he gave Jesse VD. "Vampire Disease." But even that wasn't the end because Lestat still wanted to make up for his misdeeds by delivering Jesse's dad a Vampire "Life Partner"... who David had apparently been stalking through "Instagram" like painting which weren't even a thing in 2002 so this whole theory is kind of falling apart at this point. Randy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_bIQzFH8II (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago