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The Ice Pirates (1984) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, Yes this is 12 year old me calling from 1984 I just wanted to tell the older more experienced me in 2018....do not crap on my favorite things. You just keep your big mouth shut old man...and who are these people you are hanging out with in the future anyway...and where are my best friends Chuck and Amy...we said we would be friends forever and watch The Ice Pirates every day and play D&D every Friday night and drink Jolt Cola until we puked and then do it all over again! Whatever, I don't have time for this...The Ice Pirates is starting and we just got something called a "microwave" and I hear it is going to change how we make popcorn forever. May all you haters end in thirst. Power to the people.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCwXUkogDGA   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Speed Racer (2008) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, First Name Speed...Last Name Racer. ...and now it's time for "What you talkin' about Theme Song?" Where I will do my best to present talking points and avoid singing along the way.
Here he comes,  Here comes Speed Racer.
Hey, thanks for the heads up song writer. That's not ominous at all.
He's a demon on wheels, He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.
Let's break that down. A "Demon on wheels;" Well, that is a thing we say about people who are driven. However, the second mention of demon is not qualified with any sort of type. Which leads me to believe that this song is implying that Speed Racer is an actual demon. Well that changes things. Oh what did you do Papa Racer!?
He's gainin' on you so you better look alive.
Holy crap.  The "chasin' someone" is now no longer in question. It's "you" who the demon racer is chasing! Oh man! Also, there are rumors circulating that Speed Racer lures little kids and monkey's with Candy into the trunk of his car! You nothing but evil Speed Racer!
He's busy revvin' up a powerful Mach 5. And when the odds are against him And there's dangerous work to do You bet your life Speed Racer, Will see it through.
A Life wager! Nope! Nuh uh! Nope!
Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer, Go!
  Straight back to hell ya doe eye'd demon! Randy, what movie did you watch? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdLTl14He4o (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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The Money Pit (1986) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, This week's Film disaster tries to destroy my dream of owning a home with Tom Hanks, the last known decent human being in Hollywood and living bobble head. So bring in your Mad Max wrecking crew and do your worst. Tom and I will find a way to survive an onslaught of Karmic like retribution brought on by the sins of the father. let's keep this brief, I have a chic waiting in the Jacuzzi and a turkey in a bucket. Hey Randy, how long do you think it will take you to complete your intro? Hasta La Vista   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93h4HOrGeMY (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago