YeeeHaw and all that stuff y'all...and now it is time for some Theme Song Fact Checking,
I'll try to read these lines with my fact checking voice...but I may break into song...no promises.
Alright, here we go....
"Just the good ol' boys..."
Unproven....what we DO HAVE IS: a "Smartass" and a "Jackass" in an orange Dodge Charger
"Never meanin' no harm..."
Hmmm...Let's see...more attempted cop killings than an Ice-T ditty. However, since you qualified it with a "never meanin..." I guess it's NOT technically NOT true. sooo...
"Beats all you never saw..."
What?! No..What?! NEXT
"Been in trouble with the law..."
"Since the day they was born..."
I got to tell you, this whole story seems improbable...I don't think we need to inspect the 2nd verse..
Hey, Somebody get me the lyrics to the A-Team...I got some work to do.