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Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, "Local South African dance choreographer and ass blaster impersonator Chance Naidoo here. Please step back white people. I am about to blow your collective minds as I light my ass on fire and rocket skyward as if....well... as if my ass were on fire. Be envious as I do those really sweet vertical leaps using only my crazy strong calf muscles...yes...just like in National Geographic. Uh oh. Things have gone horribly wrong! It appears instead of lighting the fuse to my home made phosphorus device... which I have stuck in my bum... I have mistakenly lit my penis on fire. Which I sometimes refer to as my "Graboid." Damn these authentic South African Tribal Dance Attire and their crotchless fashion sense." Said no South African ever. Always be running. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv4srphT6BQ (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, Dearest Del Toro. Please don't start weaving me a story about a one armed Elf King and not reveal what happened to that freaking arm! I mean, was he born that way? Did the humans take it to fill their empty heart holes? Did he lose it in a cookie baking competition up on Keebler hill? C'mon man, I need details! You can't just drop a bomb like "one armed elf" and run away laughing maniacally. Hold on...was that it...did he lose it in some mythical high school prank gone wrong. Perhaps he cooked that cherry-bomb too long before tossing it into the toilet? BTW, I heard that is how Randy lost 40% of his hearing in his right ear. Anywho, just need closure on that arm thing man. Yours Truly, Both Arms Brian   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITn8XQTsMmM   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Heat (1995) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, How you doing? What do you say I buy you guys a cup of coffee. Perhaps talk about our careers and poor life choices? What's that Randy? Additionally you want a slice of pie? and instead of black coffee you want a  Cappuccino? Yeah...that's not going to happen. Now drink your cold nasty drip coffee swill and shudd'up. Huh Scott? A guy once told you "don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat... if you feel the heat around the corner." Well...I believe they call that podfading Scott and I was the guy! What Ibbott?! Something about a woman's ass... Alright, I think we're done here. Who's got the check? No I don't have facebook messenger. Split bill pay...it's 1995 ya goon all I got is this here beeper that ruins marriages. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6D5VK53ILM   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, What? This scratch? It's from Lethal Weapon 3. But that's nothing. We haven't even started with the pain of doing Filmsack for over 10 years! Take a look at this!  A knife you ask? nope. A Glaive. Some guy mistook my head for a cave that looks like a vagina. Natural mistake. ohhh... Be gentle with me. and this? it's freezer burn from a run in with a couple of Ice Pirates. Feel that texture. I almost ended in thirst! that one...same thing but over on Third and Highlander. But to be honest I don't like to talk about both since there can only be one. Oh...that....yeah...now that one WAS a knife. yep, I got into a knife sizing competition with Crocodile Dundee and there was an accident and the knife ended up in my eye. I was seeing Blood Bubbles for a week. It was disgusting. Blood Bubbles. Hey Word Scott.... Word Randy. Word Ibbott. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7toOL8_zG4   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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The Ice Pirates (1984) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, Yes this is 12 year old me calling from 1984 I just wanted to tell the older more experienced me in 2018....do not crap on my favorite things. You just keep your big mouth shut old man...and who are these people you are hanging out with in the future anyway...and where are my best friends Chuck and Amy...we said we would be friends forever and watch The Ice Pirates every day and play D&D every Friday night and drink Jolt Cola until we puked and then do it all over again! Whatever, I don't have time for this...The Ice Pirates is starting and we just got something called a "microwave" and I hear it is going to change how we make popcorn forever. May all you haters end in thirst. Power to the people.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCwXUkogDGA   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago
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V for Vendetta (2005) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi, This week on F for Filmsack we tackle The Wa-chow-skis' 2005 foreign film B for Bollocks. Fine... it was V for Vendetta. A film, to the best of my understanding, about the letter V. I mean not since that infamous episode of Sesame Street where Cookie Monster smoked a J and confused Ernie for a life sized Milano have I seen such overbaked ideas expressed on screen. "Oh Sweet hairy topped cookie...nom nom nom" - Cookie Monster "Hey Bert. A little help...*snicker*" - Ernie Yep just a Big Ole Bag of Bollocks. I now yield my remaining time to Randy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1A2pZDwR7I   (more…)

By Brian Dunaway, ago