Star Fox 2 – Game Review Notes

INTRO

LINKS

Star Fox 2 – Wikipedia

Although Star Fox 2 was complete, Nintendo cancelled the 1996 release due to the impending launch of the Nintendo 64, the desire to use the most advanced system available for a new Star Fox game, and competition changing expectations of 3D games. Though it was unreleased, various prototype ROM images have leaked online.

NOTES

Recently I received my SNES Classic!

Totally stoked to play the never released Star Fox 2

Oh Look at this shit. I have to complete Stage 1 of Starfox 1 to unlock Star Fox 2. There better be a damn good reason.

Memories of StarFox 1. It was all at once…amazing and hard to look at. All those polygons! I preferred the wireframe of look of Star Wars Arcade Game (1983) Plus it didn’t have all this gibberish…you had a real language.

But I have to admit. I really dug the music and sound effects…and ok…if I had to admit. I would say I love giant girder carrying robots.

and my wingmen were pretty fun to watch…Ribbit. I’ve been hit!!

and right in the middle of all the nerble nerble talk was an “incoming enemy”

But man, the anti alias was so bad.

Gawd I hate the first boss on the planet. It makes you realize just how hard it is to tell where your pew pews are going and god forbid you wanted to count how many times you actually hit the target before the shape ship started losing shapes.

Damn photon torpedoes.

Do a barrel roll!

The fail music kills your soul.

Slippy, Falco or Peppy?

Got so caught up in StarFox 1 I didn’t quit until after I was destroyed on Stage 2.

FINALLY! Now I get to play StarFox 2

Loot Box style! Open my Star Farx gift nintenderp!

Polygon Space Dragon!!

We got new characters! A puppy! and a lady fox!

Oh…what’s this! Instead of mission lines I have some kind of map..a real time map?

Ohh…an overall gameplan!   Real time dangers I have to attack on based on proximity and threat…oh geez. This is going to take strategy! But I’m only a space fox!

Andross is back. The Fiend!

We got a couple of planets they are taking.

Got to keep the baddies off Cornelies!

Miyu (fox? lynx)  and Fay (white dog )

Dual barrel ship. We each get our own tube!

Oh shit. I lost Star Fox right away.

Great…now I can quit back or keep on playing as Peppy the Frog. (My WingMan)

Dem rockets is fast

Why did I choose HARD!

Dem rockets is phallical shaped

Oh…my favorite is attacking the battleships!

While I am doing that. The Satellite is overrun. So it’s a never ending process of recapturing shit.

Time to destroy this battleship from the inside…like a proper ship does.

Oh look. I turn into a mech! Side Walk. Side Walk. Side Walk.

That actually wasn’t that hard.

Either I got better as Peppy or playing as a Wingman is easier.

Gah! 25% damage to the planet!

This is kind of hard. Kind of not so hard.

I like it. I have already forgotten all about StarFox 1.

Too bad the N64 came along and destroyed the chances for this game.

So time doesn’t stop when you enter a match but it does slow down for the greater game…on the map.

General Pepper is even spicier in the sequel. I don’t know if that is really true…but it’s a great byline.

dang Star Wolf mercenary team..Traitors!

It’s Peppy Hare.

Legacy[edit]
According to Cuthbert, some programming elements made for the game, such as the camera programs, were reused for the development of Super Mario 64.[23] Miyamoto estimated that 30% of Star Fox 64 came from Star Fox 2, citing ideas such as the all-range mode, multiplayer mode, and Star Wolf scenarios.[24] Several concepts were reused in Star Fox Command, including the map screen and multiple playable characters with their own fighters and statistics.[16] Some of its other gameplay mechanics, such as the walker mode for the Arwings, are used in Star Fox Zero (2016).

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Village (2004) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi fellow Village Sackers,

What manner of spectacle has attracted your attention so splendidly? I ought to carry it in my pocket to help me sack… and to do other pocket things.

Who came upon this? Randy, did you inappropriately fondle this Shyamalan?

Who has done this heinous act? Scott, Ibbott?

The Movie We Do Not Speak Of, has not breached our borders in many years (for some…never). We do NOT go into IT’S plot holes and  IT does NOT come to our homes and give us face spankings.. like that one scene with Adrian Brody…that is a face thirsty for a slaps.

It is a truce.  Yet, here we are…sacks in hand.

We are grateful for the time we have been given.

 

LINKS

The Village (2004)

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan. With Sigourney Weaver, William Hurt, Joaquin Phoenix, Bryce Dallas Howard. A series of events tests the beliefs of a small isolated countryside village.

The Village (2004 film) – Wikipedia

The Village is a 2004 American psychological horror film, written, produced, and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, and starring Joaquin Phoenix, Adrien Brody, Bryce Dallas Howard, William Hurt, Sigourney Weaver, and Brendan Gleeson. The film is about a village whose inhabitants live in fear of creatures inhabiting the woods beyond it referred to as “Those We Don’t Speak Of.”

 

 

TWITTER

The Village (2004) -Like Sigourney Weaver knitting a sweater for a Xenomorph. Now that is a twist… & a hook & a twist. OH, LOOK I MADE A SWEATER.

SHOW NOTES

Someone playing the Lute! Lute! Lute!

Big drum…big drum scare me.

Perhaps by the music we are implying an Indian contingent? Gonna eat them villagers! Nom nom…chop ’em up

So many great actors.

Push all credits. Pull Director credit

That sky is so fake!

Derbys! Dirty Derbys! oh…sorry…dead dead dead.

Nah…we just gonna sit back here on the other side of this fence while you “pine” away for your loved one.

1890-1897 … 7 ish

Outdoor long table. Man the flys…where are the flys!?

He likes the howling. It makes him clap happy.

We were eating veggies…but all of our bowls are full of oats when we wash them.

I will give M. Night this…he knows how to capture believable life in a camera.

Bury the red flowers…get serious with the sweeping now!

Trees are so noisy at night…creek creek..chirp chirp

“What manner of spectacle has attracted your attention so splendidly? I ought to carry it in my pocket to help me teach.” That was a lot just to say “what you kids looking at?”

Found the flies!

mmm…skinned bunny.

“Those We Don’t Speak Of killed it.” SHHHH…we don’t speak of them!

Meat Eaters…Large Claws.

We got a truce.

Ripley is knitting!

Why am I always knitting? Cause I have been working on this one bootie for 2 weeks.

Hello…I’m here to read a letter. I wrote it. Also, it has an end. Here is it…The End

Finton Coin! I am Finton!

My name is Lucius I sleep on a dirt floor.

Who killed the puppy!

I always forget what a fortnight is. Forkknife.

Our boundary has not been breached. We would know…I’m talking about sex.

hey…papa! can I marry a boy? it’s Lucius.

haha! I love you Lucius. I love you more than the sun and moon together!

HAHA! crushed!

Life is long and love is deep…damn…now I want to cry.

Where do they get their top 40 Village songs?

Hey Lucius…I’m a lush and you don’t talk…just like my dead son.

oh..she blind!

Let’s play a game of “grab the stick and get whacked!.”

A blind girl and a boy who likes to hit with sticks run to the hills to meet the quite one.

Red is bad. Yellow is good.

Some people have a haze…purple haze?

“You run like a boy…in case you can’t see it….oh wait.”

Ivy got a crush on Lucius!

Look…Lucius don’t think stuff is funny.

Berry…the bad color!

Meanwhile, Down at the Resting Rock.

Mom just laid down the nasty truth about Daddy and Town.

This place is full of secrets ma!

Somebody likes Mom…he never touches you…would that make Ivy my sister? can we still make babies? This is a small village with not many options. That is why I really want to go to town.

I got on my village poncho! Time to face those who we do not speak of.

Oh hi…I’m just blind and playing a night game outside…cause it is always night for me.

Noah needs medicine that will help him hold still.

Kitty is giddy for love!

She wants to marry the shirt guy…maybe you could pick him up some more shirts while you are in town…if you don’t die.

Oh snap! That ain’t Lucius…Thanks for the Jump Scare Mr. Night.

Noah has one of them “slap me faces”

Uh…that is scary. Night is always great at showing you just enough to scare the pants out of you visually.

She is serious about waiting for Lucius.

Damn I just got chills when he grabbed her hand to save her….and the music swells.

Gee…a note…I wonder who wrote a note…could it be Lucius the village note writer? yep.

So much shame!! shame…shame… I knew that kid was no good.

Could someone please come get Noah…thank you!

Well that was fun…now let’s go outside and eat at the big tables….”we are grateful…for the time we have been given.”

Sounds like Town is a real shit show.

This place wants to burn.

That is a lot of dead animals…on your wedding night!!

WHO TOOK MY HIDES AND FEATHERS!

The marks are high….Coyotes can not reach that high…duh.

Why you on this porch?!

The boys played The Stump….this village needs some new games!

Tell me my color blind witch!!

One of the most beautiful romantic scenes in any movie. Man M. Night is the man.

Aww…that went well…Sisters are cool with each other…doubtful.

Let’s see how the boys fair. Nope…not so good.

That was super effective…totally freaky…so quiet…no screaming. Is that more realistic?

Noah has been bad.

Oh wow…did you know we are full of the bad color?

An accident? Yeah…Lucius fell on a knife…like 20 times.

Mr. Walker!!! Mr. Walker!!

Thoughts and prayers.

Uh oh…Noah gets a face spanking.

What are we talking about here…going to the towns?

a dollar into 5 in a fortnight…

What is in the shed! Why would she scream?!

Ivy and her merry band of two. All in Yellow. Kiss a fellow.

I got a bag of rocks pa!

Christop is like…nah! Why ain’t I never heard of no safe rocks! and why am I wearing this yellow…I don’t even like yellow!

an hour in…and the truth will set you free!!

Have fun Ivy. I’m gone.

The ceremony of meat! Not the ceremony of meet!

Damn you elders!

They are making some good points…but I’m mad as hell at them for lying to me.

and now I’m in a hole. Thanks a lot ya pansy boys.

Love will find a way! or die trying! sometimes that way is throwing rocks.

Man. these are the shittiest elders ever. Lie to their kids their entire lives…then send a blind girl out to head to the village.

So we are still going on the idea that there could be evil in the woods…because…once there was evil.

If that thing suddenly runs at us…EEEEK

Why doesn’t anyone ever dress up as the bad creature in this movie?

These elders are the worst elders ever.

Oh I know…let’s hide the extra monster costumes under the floorboards. by the way…that is some high quality monster garb for the 1800s

Noah got what Noah got

Lucius is thinking “I feel very stabbed right now.”

Screw this safe color crap!

We have a lot of secrets here in The Village.

Time to recap…in case you missed it. Here is all the shit we said that you missed.

Please return to your vehicle? Do you see a vehicle?

I am from “The Woods.”

Oh hey…listen to tall this depressing news…cause now you want to live in The Village

Hey…it’s the director.

mmm…my fridge is full of medial use and rotten bananas!

Hey Jay…where is the maintenance ladder?

She’s crying cause she knows her son is a wussy and got beat by a blind girl.

Hey I know! We have told a bunch of lies that ended poorly…let’s tell some more lies! This is working out great!

Lucius probably died.

 

 

Dreamcatcher (2003) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Greetings human, I am Dudley Duddits of the  Space Mounties and I am in pursuit of Donnie Duddits. He’s….uh…how do you humans say…special?

Apparently, he has emotionally attached himself to a cartoon dog with a speech impediment and hopes to endear himself to you humans by taking on these properties. Wow, this is more complicated than necessary.

Anywho, have you encountered such a being?

Also, did you know, it’s butt weasel season? Be sure to cover your orifices human.

Coincidently, we have been monitoring your people…and I have a friendly bet going with the crew.

if it is bestiality when a human attempts to mate with an animal…gross by the way…is it then called me-stiality when one attempts to please oneself? The Galaxy wants to know.

Geez, how much Oxy and Day time TV was King watching when he wrote this. Kiss my bender.

LINKS

Dreamcatcher (2003)

Directed by Lawrence Kasdan. With Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane, Jason Lee, Damian Lewis. Friends on a camping trip discover that the town they’re vacationing in is being plagued in an unusual fashion by parasitic aliens from outer space.

Dreamcatcher (2003 film) – Wikipedia

Dreamcatcher is a 2003 American science fiction horror film based on Stephen King’s novel of the same name. Directed by Lawrence Kasdan and co-written by Kasdan and screenwriter William Goldman, the film stars Damian Lewis, Thomas Jane, Jason Lee and Timothy Olyphant as four friends who encounter an invasion of parasitic aliens.

 

TWITTER

Dreamcatcher (2003) – Like expressing something in 280 characters when 140 is sufficient. Still room for a Butt Weasels.

SHOW NOTES

This sure is a lot of opening credits

This was 5 minutes after X-Files movie?

It’s a dream-catcher and SSDD

EARLY GRAVE! I prefer being late.

King never shy’s away from Fat as Fear…

Memory Warehouse

Time to off yourself. Psycho Psychiatrist. Jonesy?

Great you just shot the guy next door.

So far…office jobs.

Is everybody Psychic?

another desk job.

Best fried clams in the state…that is a weird first date.

The key trick does not get you dates.

Half past 6…she ain’t gonna be there.

Jason Lee is the only one without a job. Unless you count drunk with a toothpick.

SSDD

Beaver has nothing. Jonesy has wife and kids.

Save ON MEATS!

As soon as we figured out a way to show people getting hit by cars on film. We used the hell out of it.

Otch Out Fo Miestr Gay

Bite My Bag.

Wait…Beaver got a blow job from a lady after Bingo?

Derry? Like in IT and other Stephen King small town stories?

In the movies. Kiss when you wake up?

Promiseland….reference.

 

Mental Warehouse.

Keep Duddits on the 3rd level

20 years out to Hole in the wall.

Duddits is our dreamcatcher.

Remember when….

Scooby Doo lunch box!

You want to eat half of this dog turd? I mean that is like 5 way turd

Pete can fly.

What kind of bully standoff is this. Happens all the time in Stephen King world.

Blue Buyousuusi

Oooby oooby dooo…

I duddits!

No Bounce, No Play…sometimes I think Stephen King writes down everything he thinks.

Jonesy’s brain warehouse is the warehouse where they meet duddits

Snow in the eye!! glasses..phew.

That’s no deer! That’s a maaan! A stumble man.

Jonesy got ran over by a car and 6 months later only has a limp.

Indian Charm…catches nightmares.

They keep the Dreamcatcher in the hole int he wall.

Is it on the wagon or off the wagon.

Henry forced the guy to eat himself to death. Is that ever listed as cause of death?

Toothpicks are gross.

Mother used to feed me pea soup…

Have you been eating wood chuck turds?

There are fart jokes….there are lots of gross fart jokes.

If you need to urk. also, don’t take a shit in the linen closet.

The kids do not look much like the adults.

Know what is a bad idea…getting a run at a hill in the snow.

I’ve never flipped a car. Unsure if I would be laughing about it.

Peanut Butter calms me down. How do you eat peanut butter…spoon? butter knife? finger?

Great jump scare…saw it from a mile away…but still. Miss Roadkill got me.

Trying to keep a toothpick in your mouth while yelling at a helicopter.

Why is God (Morgan Freeman.) watching me with his huge prosthetic eye worms?

Is this SSDD? In other words is this just weird shit or has the day finally come?

haha…Scooby Dooby Doo we got some work to do now.

What the hell does No Bounce, No Play mean.

Turd is a clinker.

Did you guys used to soak toothpicks in cinnamon?

Humor and Horror go hand in hand.

Blue Bayou comfort song.

Blue vs Gray?

That is one strong worm creature.

Oh man…that door handle coming off in your hand…that is the worst!

Beaver made a sacrifice. Was his power premonitions? bad feelings? I got a bad feeling about this Jonesy

That is one big alien. He’s translucent…and slimy.

Oh…his head popped into a red mist…gross.

Time to mobilize the military.

Is it my imagination or are Morgan Freeman’s eyebrows even bigger in this movie.

Named after that broad in Aliens.

Grey Boy look…

The Shit Weasels!

Blue Boy…Bucko

The alien only infects some.

We are not regular army…thank goodness Maple came in to explain it back to us.

Oh…do not Scout’s honor when the general has a loaded gun.

So much blood in this movie.

25 years he has been fighting aliens.

In Fast and hard , out clean and smiling.

She ain’t napping for farts!

The scene everybody loves…the Jonesy snap to smile.

The truck that handles like a luxury car.

Know things. Talk to one another. Duddits gave them the gift.

Writing your name in the snow….dick chomp!

Fire to the crotch is the only way to stop those things.

Mighty Mouse is on the way!

Beaver had nothing in his head.

 

Pete knows Mr. Gray is a bond Villian.

whisper messages while talking. Repeat emphasis?

The red stuff looks like rust for organics.

He used Beaves catchphrase.

Did he not notice the dead man in the tub?

Oh. They lay eggs…really gross eggs.

Liquid Fire!!

oh no…they already hatched!

King uses leaches and wormy things a lot.

What is up with these guys and dropping sticks.

Can you light a match with your finger? Strike anywhere matches.

ohh…they use a maneuver called dreamcatcher with duddits in the middle.

Love this music they use when trying to locate the missing girl. It reminds me of 90s Goosebumps music.

Kids love hanging around trains! In King stories anyways.

Alien space crash.

I’m that dog. I’m that monster.

Aww…the greys are so swee….oh fuck! What are those things! Wormy shits…kill ’em all.

That ship has a self destruct and boy..

Bite my bag.

Wait…has he infested Jonesys body or is he mimicking it? Cause he just morphed into an alien.

Where is Jonesy? Is he in the head?

Grote…don’t eat the meat!

He’s got 4 boxes of Duddits…I could eat 4 boxes of Duddits at the movies. mmm…Milk Duddits.

That is a lot of hazmat suits.

Do we still say “Getting too old for this shit?”

The study shows squats.

A hitchhiker is our greatest fear.

Blue Boys, Blue Zone, Blue Camp. Blue Blue.

Shop at Walmart and never misses an episode of Friends

hehe…in true military fashion. He calls Eddie Dr. Boston…cause that is where he is from.

Over the Curtis line!

Time for some Star Wars wipes….lots of them.

call 1-800-Henry…that ain’t even numbers.

How much crack am I smoking right now? The gun is a phone. MY GUN IS A PHONE..EVERYTHING IS A PHONE.

Nice sweater jacket. Lukemia! No…not Duddits! Not the duds! Also, those Scooby Doo lunchboxes are indestructible.

Victory pose mom!

Uh oh…that gun has a tracker in it.

Keeping an Asian in your Truck closet.

What happened in Montana? Several mentions. Shit must have went bad. Tell us that story!

Wipe!

He ate the trooper!

Poor old Donnie. He looks sick!

Mr Gay is Mr. Gray. Mr. Gray wants war…or water. Duds

One worm…One worm to kill the world.

Would the military let a helicopter just fly away without pursuit?

WIPE

Go faster! Oops…car and snow no go. No Snow. No Go.

That may be overkill to kill somebody with a helicopter.

Mutual Kill.

Morgan Freeman wore fake eyebrows! What!

Shoot him! Shoot him!

How heavy are manhole covers?

I can understand that big eel weasel getting int he water and causing problems. But that little jiggly worm would prolly get eet.

So the alien was inside…but is a mist? that can become solid? or did it come out of his butthole? or did the mist come from his butthole?

I want to dress as Duds for Halloween.

Duds needs to blow his nose.

Duds is heavy man. Heavier than he looks.

You thought you got me…I got you!! I Duddits!

Do all aliens have scorpion tails?

ew ew ew…red stuff! red stuff!

squish.

But to black!

Meanwhile back at the hole in the wall.

Fuck Me Freddy

Kiss My Bender

Bite My Bag

Fuckaree/row/roo

Jesus Christ-Bananas

Doodlyfuck

The Electric Horseman (1979) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi, this week’s movie is about a horse (a fricken’ horse) and his man. A horseman.

Why a horse movie you may ask? I’ll tell you why we watched this dumbass horse movie, because I made the mistake of revealing to my friends (and the Internet), my distrust for these muscle bound beasts of burden with brains the size of a human child’s brain. Brains by the way which horses  use to calculate how long they have to wait before they can stop pretending to be your friend and start kicking your ass into the ground!

Puny human! You have hoof holes for a face now. Let’s get ice cream! Look at me I’ve got the brain of a 5 years old with the body of a killer! I’m in your kitchen. (Neigh, Neigh) Unpredictable.

Anywho, I hope you enjoy my displeasure.

LINKS

The Electric Horseman (1979)

Directed by Sydney Pollack. With Robert Redford, Jane Fonda, Valerie Perrine, Willie Nelson. A rodeo star past his prime steal his company’s horse and rides off into the desert, with a feisty female reporter accompanying him.

The Electric Horseman – Wikipedia

The Electric Horseman is a 1979 American western adventure- romance film starring Robert Redford and Jane Fonda and directed by Sydney Pollack. The film is about a former rodeo champion who is hired by a cereal company to become its spokesperson, and then runs away on a $12 million electric-lit horse and costume he is given to promote it in Las Vegas.

 

TWITTER

The Electric Horseman (1979) – Like every Willie Nelson cowboy song ever in one movie. Toast, Bacon…eggs…EGGS!

SHOW NOTES

Shhh…tranquil! Damnit Willie. You are gonna scare off the asshole horse.

That golfer looks like he took a shot to the nuts!

1969! Buckle Trophy. What were those made of?

My heroes have always been cowboys? How come?

Uh oh…broke the shoulder.

Now is the part of the song where we play weird instruments…and a harmonica.

Whose magazine rack is that.

Mustache…no mustache…stache…no stache

Ranch Breakfast…it’s full of cow shit.

Chicken Livers 79 cents!

Ahhh…he is like a byline now. Things went from Buckles to Bunk.

Sydney Pollack!

Like pushing boots on a drunk rodeo star…

My silky shirt is pinching my man chest.

Our HalfTime Theme of Champions of the world…or “look what we dug up.”

Ohh…the horse is electric!

Hey kids! Do you like cereal? I have cereal! and booze! Mostly booze.

On the ground again.

Momma don’t let your babies grow up to be drunk cowboys.

Ranch Breakfast makes you explode with energy. Toast, Bacon, Eggs and More Toast and Bacon and Meatloaf and Olives…oh and my nuts.

Kind of creepy…riding Sonny Steele ride on with kids. I can ride my own horse old man.

Ampco does everything.

We need some Michelob

Nothing worse than little Venus.+

Willie Nelson, you can’t sing your song you sing in real life as a character in a movie! Breaking me.

What the hell…how am I down on the field when I am right here…how drunk am i right now?

You just got replaced by a stand in.

Butt Broderick?

Indians make watchbands?

Is this movie all cowboy songs by Willie Nelson? No wonder they hired him. Probably got a hell of a deal on the music.

What’s that horse doing here in the parking lot?

Tequila Factory?

Foggy Taints wife?

Don’t tell no jokes and don’t lift no skirts.

5 Times rodeo champ…now selling cereal.

A little bute.

Your horse is stoned…and I’m drunk. We could party.

“Ain’t that right Rising Star!”

This weird ass Cowboy Con.

“The mean question lady.”

Elevating our anti-hero by introducing an even eviler guy(s)

Come on. I was just kidding. I don’t want a divorce.

Signing divorce papers in a bar in Vegas. Happens every five minute.

uh. Disco Magic! Listen to the funky sound….what…no Willie Nelson?

Stone Cold Sober.

If the horse was hurt. Wouldn’t it have been more humane to just shoot the horse. Instead of riding it through the Casino and then down the streets of Vegas.

People cheer for any weird shit riding through Vegas…”yeah…this is normal!” Cheer!

Hi, I’m Willie Nelson. I sing about horses and cowboys.

Just temporarily sterile. It goes away.

One Drunken Cowboy can take down a corporation.

Ampco primary concern is the health of the horse?

Investigative reporter.  Let’s check the tape.

This Cowboy can’t stop stealing stuff!? Or did he borrow from Gus?

Horse in an RV making meth. Breaking Cowboy

What kind of horse voodoo is he working.

Gus is an odd bird.

“I work for television.” The whole damn thing?

That is a big bag of something she is sitting on.

This movie has some really hard cuts. One minute she is sitting on a giant bag of something talking to Gus during the day. The next minute she is getting punched in the face at night?

When cats sneak up on Robert Redford he punches them in the face. He likes horses.

You want information? It’s 1979. Go to the library.

12 Million dollar horse

Welcome to my cowboy sauna. It’s dark and full of beans.

Captured horse thief ain’t no story.

Watching some Mr. Magoo

This movie should be titled “I’m calling your bluff.” Cutting tires. Walking out.

He’s not a mean drunk! He’s just a drunk. How dare you defame my anti-hero!

Pinball Sheriff

hehe…do people still get off on dirty phone calls?

Since when does a corporation track someone like the FBI?

Damn she brought all the gear. Typical woman trope…high heels in the nature.

They would have the horse wearing short pants and smoking cigars.

Why is Redford so worried about the horse being sterile.

I like how he gave her the best speech ever before the camera was rolling. Then the worst speech ever while rolling.

Damn that woman! That’s why I left her…her and her big…

What is the letter? It’s got a stamp

Television must not pay a lot in 1979

KSOT.

RimRock Canyon in Utah.

A place that horses like; Rim Rock Canyon.

WHAT’S IN THE LETTER!

He’s a cereal cowboy.

Going to St. George…unless they moved the road.

There is a cop convention in town. A COP CONVENTION!

Ahh…the “I’m coming along” trope.

Harmonica musical

Using a cowboy hat to hide to hide when they are looking for a cowboy.

Seems reasonable. Horse can outrun cop cars and motorcycles…cause a horse has at least…1 horsepower.

Late 70s chase music was always funk…it literally sounds like every episode of C.H.I.P.S

Ok genius…you caught up with the guy on the horse on your motorcycle. Now what? Gonna bring him down?

Was it standard for cops to wear helmets in the cars during possible pursuit situations during the late 70s?

Gee I wonder if one of these cop cars will end up on top of the other cop car? bump… Well I’ll be damned.

She captured the part he didn’t know she was shooting.

Cowboys love open cans of beans. Just lay them around like decoration.

We are walking…with our feet.

No way can you eat that many beans and expect to make out city folk.

Gawd I want to be GUS. “I’m in the kitchen!” “My Wild Blue Yonder! I bought it in Elko!”

Wilfred good guy.

Sonny Steele. NORMAN!

Oh please tell me Randy is going to sing the National Anthem!

That poor horse. That poor mean horse.

My name is Alice. Alice and Norman.

Poor Diana Ross. Here name is all over this movie. Never seen her once. She’s the Chick in the bucket.

That kiss tastes like pills and beans.

Morning? Where did you get cheese?

Norman get the “getting up medal.”

Trope. Lady Luggage. Time to lighted the load.

Treating each other like children. It’s how relationships work.

You can name anything…anything…like they did with their names.

Get on this horse lady!

Caller…turn down your radio

“Is this Russian?” I think he may be illiterate. Is that what we are implying.

People love rebel cereal. Even though the profits go to the company.

Mom gone to get Butane Louise.

Ask a kid how much to make a call. “One Dollar!”

If that kid can read her note then my theory that Norman is illiterate may have merit. I guess he could have vision troubles…but he had trouble seeing at all in her prescription glasses. But…wait…he read the script earlier in the movie. Maybe he just has a little vision problem…or maybe he is crazy.

A 3 day trip.

You bastard! You lied to me!

You sent that sterile race horse out to fight the mares! Foool!

ahh…look…they are coming to great him. Nope!

Wait…is he coming or is he going…how many horses am I looking at right now!

Alright! A slow version of a cowboy song.

A donut with a candle in it? That is something for the road?

Haha…she ain’t got no bags bus man.

Ampco needs a new logo? Cause it was a horse. What they got now?

I’m just a cowboy in a modern world.

 

Can’t Buy Me Love (1987) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi! Patrick Dempsey “No Talent” Agency circa late 80s, how may I destroy your childhood memories today?

oh, you say you have a role for a sex crazed high school senior or college freshman who is kind of dorky but the ladies find him dreamy despite his low social status and penchant for low paying jobs like mowing lawns and delivering pizza?

Yeah we got those here. We got a whole shit can of those here. We shave them once a day and anything below the eyebrows gets a waxing. The ladies love it! Young and old.

Well here is as an inappropriate time as any to talk about money. Dempsey is going to need somewhere between .35 cents and 200 dollars for his services. You can pay that in cash or hats.

While, money can’t buy you love, hats can buy you a Dempsey.

Yes we take Neiman Marcus and Sam Goody’s. I mean it is the late 80s after all and Goody Got It.

Severe.

 

LINKS

Can’t Buy Me Love (1987)

Directed by Steve Rash. With Patrick Dempsey, Amanda Peterson, Courtney Gains, Tina Caspary. A nerdy outcast secretly pays the most popular girl in school one thousand dollars to be his girlfriend.

Can’t Buy Me Love (film) – Wikipedia

Can’t Buy Me Love is a 1987 American teen romantic comedy feature film starring Patrick Dempsey and Amanda Peterson in a story about a nerd at a high school in Tucson, Arizona who gives a cheerleader $1,000 to pretend to be his girlfriend for a month.

TWITTER

Can’t Buy Me Love (1987) – Like take a look at my forehead, do you see a sign on my head that says “good 80s movie?” High 5’s & woos follow.

SHOW NOTES

Funky late 80s music. Check. Oh…now it’s that other song.

Arizona! Who has grass in Arizona?

Nice Safari Hat.

Is that a Snapper? Yep.

Who applauds a grass cutting? These guys.

White Rabbit with girls in it. Yuck.

Is it hot or is it cold? We got jackets and cut off shirts.

Cindy…only the Neiman Marcus card.

Mother…get serious. Be more like the Miller boy?

Seriously…how do you make money cutting grass in Arizona?

Who crimped that girls hair…they crimped the hell out of it.

Soo goood. I miss the hydro massage…thanks Stocky Jones.

Outrageous!

Number 10…The kid had on a number 10 shirt as well.

Taking some sweet jumps on my huffy.

What is up with his hat choices. Safari Hat. Now a French beret.

Better accelerate.

The cool Clique. (sp)

Cards is for retards? Can’t say that now.

Want to be popular…get a Ferrari…and a chic

Tic-Tac Tile Dad.

Rock is all class.

I said no. not my suede outfit.

Where are the fat kids in this movie?

Ronald…not at the table please. Jerking off to your science mag

1500 dollars (331 miles of grass 4.54 mile) – 1502.74 (286 Lawns)

Preschool Jam Session at Julies

Cards with the tards. Cards Chips Dips and Dorks.

That is Severe Suede. Fine leather from Des Moines

Who high-fives with wine? This guy.  (it was ripple.)

You can’t return a Ripple stained outfit.

Do not do it. Do not give that girl $1000 dollars…RENT HER!

If you are paying cash for a suede outfit…you can get a better deal than $1000

For a month. Average month is 30 days.

Now come on Donald. Ronald.

No sleeves and a popped collar. (Dick with ears.)

Go Badgers. Go Honey Badgers.

Home Economics. Can you wear no shirt with an apron?

Take a look at my forehead…do you see a sign on my head that says “information?” – That deserved a high five and a woo.

All these kids do is eat. How are there no fat kids!

I’m living in a box…a cardboard box….I’m writing a song…about a box

now let’s switch up to Secret Agent man. They must have gotten a deal on old songs.

Don’t be taking up for Bobby.

What is he drinking.

Look at those classic Doritos and coke! and sprite

Ronnie likes to cut grass and wash cars and look at stars and rent cheerleaders by the month.

Are all teenagers in movies hairless? I feel like we were a lot hairier in my hometown.

She shared her poetry with Ronnie. He is friend-zoned.

If she can charge so much on her mom’s card why did she take Ronald’s money. Couldn’t she just have bought another suede suit on her mom’s card and pretended like it was something else.

The Airplane Graveyard.

ahhh…he was born the day they landed on the moon.

Man. We do not live on the moon.

Well Ronnie ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

Chucky get’s all the Ricky gas in the face. No wonder he is so stunted.

Now he is getting all the ladies.

Well that ain’t Dick Clark. African Ant Eater Ritual? Not at the Columbus Day Dance.

I never went to a high school dance that booked the latest hottest band.

Cindy is trying to hook up with more nerds. Once you go nerd you can never go “herd.”

Wait…is he doing the African Ant Eater Ritual or the special Ed.

This is the part where I thrust my boobs at you.

I can’t help but to think Ronnie is splashing everybody with hair gel.

Everything is Severe in this movie

“Only one other titty quite this pretty?”  How long is too long to wait for some tit?

Time to nut up. Time to shitbomb your old friends house with your new chums.

Cindy is trying. Now she is vodka.

Quint is the worst

Time to walk the house of sex rooms.

Uh oh…Bobby is home.

Bobby thinks Ronnie makes .35 cents an hour.

oh man. Cindy really laid down the shame.

The worst waist of 1000 dollars.

Rep score from 10 to 0

It’s Tucson, Arizona. Why is he Wonderful Life Walking like it’s cold.

Even his lunch is in a bag on a tray. Bag tray. Tray bag

Ahh…Video Games. Much less complicated than the social order of high school.

He wore his geek clothes to the arcade then wore his cool kid clothes to see Cindy.

Once month of detention for going into the ladies room. That is severe.

Chucky Miller is wearing a bloom county shirt.

I spy with my 80s eye. A jolt cola!

I get it. Very big in bathrooms.

Ronald McDonald Miller Scam.

“Remember when we were in the 5th grade.” moment.

Slow clap. Nerds. Jocks…living together.

This year it is a cowboy hat.

It’s his Grass cutting shirt “You Are Here”

The Haves and Haves Nots.

Donald!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What I’m Playing, Watching, Writing, Drawing & Comics This Week (07/31/2017)

Oh hi! Here is what I am doing this week!

PLAYING:

This week I will be playing The Sexy Brutale 

The Sexy Brutale — a never-ending masked ball featuring intrigue, murder and the (quite possibly) occult! Relive the same mysterious day where the guests at the casino mansion are being murdered by the staff over and over again.

Save 50% on The Sexy Brutale on Steam

The Sexy Brutale – a never-ending masked ball featuring intrigue, murder and the (quite possibly) occult! Relive the same mysterious day where the guests at the casino mansion are being murdered by the staff over and over again.

 

UPDATE: Starward Rogue was not for me. Steam refund anyone?

Also, I recorded some game play of  The Last Day On Earth: Survival (Android/iOS) from last week. Do I need a guild? Perhaps.

 

 

I do a weekly Podcast with Scott Johnson on gaming called The Boop Show where we talk about Gaming News, Gameplay Stories and more.  We record on Saturdays!

MOVIES

Have you done your Filmsack homework? This week:

Matchstick Men (2003)
PG-13 | 1h 56min | Comedy, Crime, Drama | 12 September 2003 (USA)

IMDB http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0325805/

 

https://www.netflix.com/title/60031202

I do a weekly Podcast with Scott Johnson, Randy Jordan and the other Brian (Ibbott) where we go back in time to see how a movie has held up over time. Spoiler, usually…no.

 

WRITING

I’m writing. It’s a project with a few of my friends. It’s fun. You will hear more in the coming weeks.

UPDATE: Nothing to update. I’m reading all the things Alan Wells @filmthingy has completed. Great job Alan!

DRAWING

I made a promise with myself 64! days ago that I would draw digitally every day. Some of those drawings have been worth posting. Follow me on Instagram to see more!

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COMICS

Comics books, Webcomics, Syndicated Comics and Animation. I am always on the look out for something interesting. When we find it. We talk about it on a weekly webcomic show Comics Coast To Coast with Joel Duggan and Matthew Ducharme.

This week we will be talking to Clio Chang. Clio is a story artist and freelance illustrator from Vancouver, BC. who currently lives in Los Angeles.

Hello

clio chiang art illustration story storyboards character design vis dev visual development

Meanwhile, enjoy this episode from last week with Jellybots creator: Nicholas Kole.

http://comicscoasttocoast.com/podcast/ccc-306-nicholas-kole-interview-part-2/

 

 

BUT WAIT!! THERES MORE!!

You can hear Scott and Ibbott and a listener try to STUMP ME with some Trivia.  Tune in on Monday and Wednesday to hear it live 12PM Eastern

UPDATE AGAIN! this past week on Monday I filled in all day for Brian Ibbott

FROGPANTS – Twitch

Twitch is the world’s leading video platform and community for gamers. More than 45 million gamers gather every month on Twitch to broadcast, watch and chat about gaming. Twitch’s video platform is the backbone of both live and on-demand distribution for the entire video game ecosystem.

SOCIALLY

I also quips on the daily on Twitter…

Brian Dunaway (@thebriandunaway) | Twitter

The latest Tweets from Brian Dunaway (@thebriandunaway). Your Drawing, Podcasting, Gaming, Movie Loving, Tech Geeking, Nostalgia Freaking, Analytical Thinking, Caffeinated Internet Friend & Sarcastic Butthole. United States

 

READING

Kind of a cheat… Stephen King’s IT on audiobook.

 

TV

STILL More GAME OF THRONES

It finally happened. Season 3 episode 2 of Rick and Morty:

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty/rickmancing-the-stone/

Having the time of my life!

brian

 

 

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